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If someone took a shot at Biden Trump would be selling commemorative band aids “sorry to ear about your near miss”
If a Democrat had been the target of an assassination attempt, can anyone plausibly imagine a Trump statement that did not denigrate and equivocate?
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Just a reminder: it’s good to oppose assassinations. But you are under absolutely no obligation to treat Trumpists and Trump-apologists as people who are honest, or acting in good faith, when they purport to condemn political violence or violent rhetoric. They’re not sincere.
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this is by far the craziest longshot candidate replacement idea I’ve heard, but if the technology’s there I’ll hear them out
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Behaviores Report: 100% perfikt goodeboy
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The timeline right now looks like an Ewok party after the Death Star exploded
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but doctor, pagliacci is out of network
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Reminder: Sure, the student protestors turned out to be right about Vietnam, and gay rights, and apartheid, and the Latin American dirty wars, and the invasion of Iraq -- but *this time* they are cluelessly naive and only protesting to look cool to their friends.
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leaning forward gives just enough of a surface for sitting
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*smashing pumpkins voice*
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double barrel vibes
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Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.
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[abandoned research facility computer in a video game] email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗 email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals email 3: god will not forgive our folly
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see a tort, leave a tort
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600 Activision quality assurance testers have voted to unionize with CWA. Microsoft has voluntarily recognized (gotta stay on the FTC's good side). It will be the largest game industry union by far, and confirms QA as labor's primary wedge into the sector.
600 Activision QA workers unionize, Microsoft voluntarily recognizeswww.polygon.com There are now four unions under Microsoft
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Akira Toriyama
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no decals or accessories yet but here's a wip rg aile strike
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the presidential debates should just be here’s a laptop first guy to connect to the wifi with no help wins
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Decals and panel lining are magic.
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it
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I'm not saying chiropractors should be illegal, I'm just saying they should have to have cigarette style warning labels in big print on their waiting room walls saying "The guy who invented this says he learned it from a ghost."
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when the crab waiter asks u if u would like anchovies on your pizza