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The best thing about being unemployed is that I had a dream about a nonexistent right wing comedy event and I had the time to make the flyer exactly according to the specifications of the dream
Based Loris actually posts some fairly good memes on Instsgram
googie is definitely a canadian john pinette
sorbo centre for the performing arts is a curse put into the world
The naming rights went for REAL cheap
this is like teenroast mixed with the king’s hand
they would hire a loris before booking a woman
Hey if you need any former Twitch employees to run spoot I’ve got the hookup
Isn't kick already the anti woke twitch
I refuse to acknowledge any of those words
I've befriended some local crows and squirrels myself
“Based Loris”, “Sorbo Center for the Performing Arts”. I’m dying.
Btw this event is the night before my birthday. Can I get tickets?
Krppendorf Tribe assemble!
Still waiting for my Spoot invite code
that’s what we used to call meiosis 😏
His book tour doesn’t finish for another two weeks
I heard he was recovering from nipple replacement surgery after filming his Naked Luge Slide to Own the Libs 2024 (No Snowflakes!) stunt.
Still, what a sight it was
appreciate that this is a tuesday
Oh, my, your poor subconscious.
I think it shows character
that Based Loris is so hot right now...!
what city do you imagine contains the sorbo center
DeSantis would confiscate one of Disneyworld's parking lots and build it there.
...and two days later, Disney owns the Governor's Mansion, and it's a trademark violation to use the phrase 'Governor of Florida' to describe anyone other than Donald Duck.
It's part of the University of Texas. Not University Of Texas system, but that right-wing diploma mill next door to UT Austin.
My instincts say “Jacksonville, Florida.” I looked it up and lo, and behold, the Sorbos have lived in Florida since 2019.
(He lives in Tampa. Same/same)
knoxville.
hi, I’m kevin sorbo, welcome to jackass
Dilworth, Minnesota. It's not even in Moorhead!
Based Loris is fucking sending me 😂
Ladies and gentlemen… Rob Schneider. *loud booing*
It’s perfect. Hoping Based Loris comes with the really spicy memes. I heard he once got a “😂” reply from Musk.
Krippendorf calls his fans "The Tribe." And, yeah. They don't exist either. He's really committed to the bit.
For the kids, there will be a puppet show starring Punchdown and Judy.
Incredible work, every detail
I thought the guy in the bottom left was called "google" and tbh that would be an amazing bit for a rw comedian to take their name and be like "I'm the Google that TELLS THE FREAKIN' TRUTH, am I right folks?"
Lil Sorbo will kick your ass
sorbo center is already 17% of the way to its crowdfunding goal, I promise it will get built for real this time
I have tears in my eyes. This is so great.
Wyatt Ryatt
