Aaron Rupar: Speaker Mike Johnson: "We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections. But it's not been something that's easily provable. We don't have that number." Sounds legit. www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar...

Speaker Mike Johnson: "We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections. But it's not been something that's easily provable. We don't have that number." Sounds legit. www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar...

Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar) on Threadswww.threads.net Speaker Mike Johnson: "We all know, intuitively, that a lot of illegals are voting in federal elections. But it's not been something that's easily provable. We don't have that number." Sounds legit.

We all know intuitively that Johnson is full of crap and the good news is that it's easily provable.

The bad news is that he might control the House on January 6th.

Fortunately, no. The person who controls the House on January 6th is Kamala Harris.

I've already forgotten how all that shit works. Of course, that's why they want to murder Pence.

It's not guaranteed to be her, of course. If demographics strikes, it could be President Harris's vice president.

But will she have the courage to do the right thing?

We all know, intuitively, that House Speaker has carnal relations with goats. Many goats. But it’s not been something that’s easily provable. We don’t have that number …

He and his son even have an app for it!

Mike Johnson can eat a bag of dicks.

But how many dicks? We don't have that number.

Or at least 11,780 dicks from GA

That deserves a follow. 👍🏻

Intuitively, I'd say about a million.

We don't have enough numbers to express the amount of dicks. Theoretical researchers are in the process of developing an entirely new form of mathematics to calculate such large values.

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"no its not backed by evidence. why would we need that? its intuition."

Isn't this the exact logic that led to all those election conspiracy legal cases, none of which presented any form of evidence beyond, "We know they did it!"?

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I feel the same about Santa Claus

I feel the same about extraterrestrial beings.

Santa Claus is voting in all 50 states in the same night!

The rejection of white Christian male "intuition" in favor of facts is the foundation of grievance culture.

And ironically brought to you by the "fuck your feelings" set.

They were raised on the idea that men weren't "emotional" -- which is only true if you don't count self-pity and rage as "emotions."

I see you've met my father in-law.

FIND EVEN FUCKING ONE YOU LIAR

His intuitive definition of “illegals” includes both the skin tone chart from that Family Guy meme and a test regarding conformity to Southern Baptist doctrine and theology.

“We know dragons are real, we just can’t prove it”

Source: "I made it up"

Vibes baby

A new synonym for "Superstition"?

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We've past the alternative facts stage and have reached the no facts at all stage

*passed LOL, unless we're in the alternative spellings stage

An admission that their racist fears are baseless bullshit, paranoia, and political snake oil.

"My feelings don't care about the facts!"

Democrats, don’t save his sad, sorry ass! Leave them to their chaos. At this point, what’s the difference. Between that mobster’s wife Cannon and our esteemed SCOTUS, this country is taking its last breath.

Sadly it appears the lights are dimming and the clock on democracy will likely stop at 249 years.

It’s been damaged for sure. We could keep & improve it, but the misinfo force is strong.

Agree.

Exactly. The only way a Dem should support him is w major major concessions, which he won’t do. Just a few mos until elections. Focus on that, and let this insurrectionist swim in R miasma.

In all seriousness: I am an election worker. This is horseshit. The sort of election fraud Republicans fear so more simply does not happen at any kind of meaningful scale, because there are multiple guardrails in place. Fewer, it seems, than for a dude looking to overtly overthrow the government...

Yeah same here. Anyone who claims this has never actually worked in a polling place.

Love it when complete lack of evidence is proof of the conspiracy

He's also a devout Christian, which means he's got a tremendous comfort level accepting fantasies that support his worldview yet have absolutely no objective evidence to support them.

Funny thing is, Project Veritas has been looking into this for years. The number of instances they've found has been incredibly small, I want to say like 2 dozen in the last 20 years.

Most know, from applying common sense, that one or more crawdads living in Speaker Johnson's well-coifed hair are controlling his motor functions through deftly stabbing at his scalp. We don't know exactly how many crustaceans are in there at this time. Further investigation is needed.

Like RFK, they have all taken the warm embrace of the worm.

Voting is already quite a challenge for citizens, and many eligible individuals abstain. Why would undocumented immigrants jeopardize their presence to participate in an election where they're not even on the voter registration rolls? The notion was always impractical and unfeasible.

Wasn’t this “intuition” tested out in the 2020 election? 60+ lawsuits filed by Donnie & his supporters, all thrown out for lack of evidence. If “illegals” are voting in such large numbers as to change election results, why is it hard to come up with proof?

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