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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅

@azfang.bsky.social

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Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on.

He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 16 hr
…at no point in that sentence did I feel I had a handle on what was happening. And now I’m even more confused. Anyway, I’m sold, orbital strike authorized.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 16 hr
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 hr
I am too old and weak stomached to be on the internet. I’m going to go find an iceberg. You can have my stuff.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 hr
…y’know him being disgusting wasn’t a challenge, right? You could have *not* strung those words together. That was an option. There was a whole world, a BETTER world, that we will now never see, where I didn’t have that image put in my mind.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 hr
I’m pretty down on AI. But some jobs really could be performed by ChatGPT.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 hr
That…that sure is a thing you can say. Definitely all words. Yikes. Has Douthat always been…y’know…*this* bad?
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · a day
Celsius using freezing and boiling water as the end points is extremely useful if you are a water molecule! Meanwhile humans are better off in Fahrenheit.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 3 days
So…it’s a dog blanket.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 15 days
I mean. Maybe. There’s at least a 1/3 chance google AI tells them they can fix it by eating a small rock everyday.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 15 days
“Oh hey, they figured out our playbook. Dope, new plan.”
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 15 days
Apparently this is a common British usage! (I only know this because back when I Warhammered people talked about things being “over costed” and I looked it up. Because it causes me physical pain every time I see it.)
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 days
I mean. What if all the good legions are taken? Although I assume the next are down is individual marines.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 days
I just know I’m gonna end up with Brother Irrelevant. (Look! I made a football reference!)
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 days
I’m kinda tempted just to see if I can help push him past the point of sanity trying to keep up with the names.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 days
Is…is he assigning primarchs?
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 17 days
D’you know, it took me a minute to process that this wasn’t your game room?
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 19 days
Friends! Hordes of tiny friends with extra legs for simultaneous hugs!!
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 20 days
COWARDICE
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 20 days
…how else do you pluck nose hairs? It takes too long unless you get a bunch at a time.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 23 days
Okay but they are a reliable source of the *premium* Nextdoor drama and god help me but I love that garbage.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 25 days
Does mean it won’t break down tho.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
Mute, perhaps, and yet so very clearly saying so much.
Avatar Alex Nelson @alxnelson.bsky.social · 1 mo
Mute swan. #birds
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
I don’t think I have ever done anything with the singular focus that Sundrop applies to chomping his murder mittens.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
Update: it got worse. I’ve been sitting her for an hour and a half. They’ve been taking shifts.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
😰 Looking for beans is bad enough. But when the beans find you…
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
…man. What *happened* between 2:00 and 3:00? Bean hunting is clearly a hazardous occupation, but someone has to do it.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
I’d bid. But only to show willing. I know my place; that’s a high honor.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
Hear me out: raising funds to pay the parents by selling rock throwing rights. Everyone is a winner!
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
Ugh, GREG.
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Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅ @azfang.bsky.social · 1 mo
Trick question, no one looks good in purple and gold.