Popehat: You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html

Rudy Giuliani made desperate appeal to Trump to pay his legal bills in Mar-a-Lago meeting | CNN Poli...www.cnn.com With his attorney in tow, Rudy Giuliani traveled to Mar-a-Lago in recent months on a mission to make a personal and desperate appeal to former President Donald Trump to pay his legal bills. By going i...

I find it hard to believe *anyone* would be surprised by this.

It’s Trump’s inner circle, Tara. It’s not the Algonquin Round Table. It’s a good day when nobody ties their shoes together.

"the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand"

“I got some really bad advice from the Sheriff of Rottingham!” -Prince John

thinking ain't in their wheelhouse, Tony

They make the Nixon White House staff look like the Manhattan Project

Dorothy Parker would have had such fun with this crew.

I'm assuming Trmp thinks Rudy won't, because T has something on Rudy that is bigger than what Rudy could use on him

I’m not sure about that. I think he knows Rudy is just flat out afraid of him.

I wonder what dirt he has on him.

They avoided a lot of problems when they started requiring slip-ons.

Then they are desperately in need of adult supervision!

JUST when I think there can't possibly be more clowns in that tiny car, out come more!

There are times when you make me laugh aloud. You have no idea how much I appreciate it.

This is the final stage of his evolution: from rico prosecutor to rico defendant to rico witness.

Dude is gonna flip like a coin.

i think it might be too late for that... Fani Willis already seems to have gotten a lot of Trump's inner circle to flip in this case and she might not need anything Giuliani has to offer at this point lol

Man that would be so beautiful. “I’m gonna flip! What’ll you give me?” “You’re not even worth anything, bro. Maximum sentence.”

Trump knows Giuliani is worthless as a witness. No deal for him.

They’re all like anti-Rain Men, there’s no pattern they can’t ignore

I will laugh even harder when he flips

I will laugh even more when Giuliani is forced to testify and accidentally implicates him and Trump in a whole new crime that the feds didn’t even know about.

Cohen to Giuliani:

Pretty sure all the people in the image are still alive. These warnings aren't going to work.

(!) Graphic Imagery (Corpse)

Good God that whole article is a lesson in FAFO and not falling for cults of personality, especially when the personality is a narcissist with literally no love in his heart for even his most loyal of supporters.

seems like he would be an even less credible witness than michael cohen

But is annnnnyone gonna be surprised

What are the odds he already has made the offer?

"But what has surprised those in Trump’s inner circle is the former president’s unwillingness to pay for Giuliani’s bills, given Giuliani could find himself under intense pressure to cooperate"

Giuliani attorney Adam Katz said, “These are a lot of bills that he’s not paying. I think this is very humbling for Mr. Giuliani.” IMO, he hasn't been humbled enough.

He'll be sufficiently humbled when he loses everything, becomes homeless, & has to live in a shelter.

If there's a better example in all of history of the term "downfall," I'd love to see it. This man was once, rightfully or no, a hero in the eyes of the country.

Before this is over Rudy will be shilling Trump merch on Truth Social in exchange for Mar A Lago Fun Buxx.

You're not far off.

How much at 100 count prices do you think these were. Like $3 a pair right

These are 100% an Alibaba bulk order.

4 bucks a pop baby. https://www.aliexpress.com/i/3256802821227341.html?gatewayAdapt=4itemAdapt

They’re literally called pillow sandals. I stg someone at mypillow saw they were getting Google ad impressions for “pillow sandals” because they’re running broad match on ‘pillow’ and they figured this must mean their customers must really want to buy sandals from mypillow.

They are down to $19.50 per pair. $13.95 shipping. 🫠

I know what everyone's getting for Christmas from their absolute shittiest uncle.

It's a giant grifter orgy except that everyone gets fucked but nobody gets off.

… did you come up with that yourself?

I think so? I have a hard time remembering breakfast sometimes though...

If so, great job.

What were we talking about again?

Your comment two up. The reply to the legal fee stuff.

Afterward, Mr. Giuliani was seen stealing sandwiches and stuffing them down his pants while hastily leaving.

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