Brad Beatson

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College football scout for Sports Info Solutions, vintage/collectibles/antiques dealer, ELITE cat dad who previously edited books, designed shoes, drew album artwork. https://www.bandit.football/

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feels like there's a non-zero chance Jerry Jones has convinced himself he can hire Deion then draft Shedeur and the two-way sensation, Travis Hunter. Instead of, y'know, paying Dak & Co.

Ricky Pearsall beginning training camp on the PUP list, whereas the 9ers can fine the absolute bejeezus out of Aiyuk if he doesn't report, and the fines are absurd should he miss preseason games, too. Think Aiyuk is a 9er this season

you vs. the guy she told you not to worry about

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Director, Basque Space Program

Dripping in irony.

Met a few new cats today and got this key from their housemates. Gonna be a good visit with Jasper, Abner, and Ruby!

Every time I see some hyper realistic process post, some painting or drawing or whatever, I think about the Renaissance artists and what they would think of the work and time spent when we’ve had cameras for more than a century

Mecole Hardman cutting speeding promos — as in, don’t speed while driving — is certainly a choice

Personnel news! I'm absolutely friggin thrilled to share that I've accepted an offer to work for Sports Info Solutions as a College Football Scout for the 2024 season. Real Moneyball Hours!!! They let the Bandit into the industry with the real football guys and math whizzes!! No turning back!!

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films Modern Romance O Brother, Where Art Thou? Vertigo Ivan's Childhood Everybody Wants Some!!

Using MOVIE as an acronym, recommend 5 films. My picks - M - Miller's Crossing O - Once Upon A Time In America V - Victory I - Inglourious Basterds E - E.T.

RB seems deeper than ever in fantasy but I’m starting to fear it’s a trap Have spent much of the past year+ focusing on WRs, but when I’ve to tried find things with running backs… I end up flipping over my proverbial desk because it’s CMC *tier break* *tier break* *tier break* everyone else

“They put the cow scene in the trailer for the movie. Yeah, and they reference it in the theme park experience too.” Yoyo when I tell him about Twister

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Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

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This can’t be true because my grandparents in the 90s used to laugh at ADHD diagnoses among my friends and say they only needed to be disciplined and go to church

Wild to see what zoomers are willing to pay for. In-app purchases-ass generation

have recently learned Lollypop Farm considers cats aged 6+ to be seniors. Yoyo turned six about a month or so ago. Refuse to believe he's a senior. Unacceptable designation. My guy is a permakitten, boundless energy, rambunctious teen at worst, absolute legend at best

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Rawdogging the Rijksmuseum *no tour guide, headphones or guidebook

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Are there any football related Bluesky accounts I’m not following? I’m determined to build it up a bit before the season. Or maybe not. We’ll see.

was a pleasure to watch this offense in person www.nytimes.com/athletic/562...

College Football 25: Revisiting the dominance that made West Virginia a cheat codewww.nytimes.com “I will get introduced to people who will say, ‘You’re Pat White from the video game!’” the former WVU star quarterback said.

Geno Smith will simply study socrates & plato off the field and avoid sacks on the field while Michael Penixing the NFC West and yet he's being drafted behind the loudest dumbass in the NFL, aaron rodgers for shame!

The analytics are very kind to Geno Smith and I refuse to be quiet about it. t.co/gcy8SDFF9Q

The four most underrated NFL QBs going into 2024t.co Denny Carter details exactly why Geno Smith, Brock Purdy, Dak Prescott, and Jacoby Brissett are underrated headed into the 2024 NFL season.

you can't convince me otherwise that this kid didn't grow up to be Drake Maye

Trying to imagine the funniest Week 17 outcome where the guys you need are Spencer Rattler, Bub Means, and Michael Gallup or some shit. Whole pyramid scheme that is the Best Ball Bro podcasting ring in absolute hysterics

Can confirm. Estate sales (in person) and online are filled with MAGA hats getting zero bids, no buyers. The best is when they’re signed with his scribble and it’s going for a few bucks. The buyer will pay more for it to be shipped than what they paid for it

Aside from an antiquated methodology conducting polls, they focus far too much on nationally generalized samples rather than smaller regional samples. I'm also insistent that the massive area polling doesn't account for is COVID death disparity from 2020-now. Lotta GOP boomers are polling 6ft under

honestly what even is the point of victor wembanyama if he doesn't enter the dunk contest and take off from behind the 3 pt line

Not doing the whole Noah Fant thing. Sorry. Just not doing it

Oh no! Josh Norris talking about the thesis of the 2024 Cade Otton play (Tommy Tremble) as a sprinkle. Dammit!

listening to mike clay talk about guys he can't stop drafting. nodding my head. foundational influence!

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"Not In Word List" my ass

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I'm rejecting doomerism. I hope you do too. bad-faith-times.ghost.io/withholdyour...

They Want Your Despair. Withhold It.bad-faith-times.ghost.io Doomerism is what the fascists want. It is their lifeblood.

You can have a bunch of hand claps in your song and some ho! heys! and a folksy band wearing clean boots and a chorus that’s like “bad mood! Ohhhhh I’m in a *clap clap* bad mood!!” Or you can sing “yesterday I woke up sucking on lemon” to open a generational electronic album idk man choice is yours

Looks like 10 AM to 4 PM is the new 9 to 5. If we can’t follow the leader, what gives?

Fortunately for us, it’s between 10 AM and 4 PM EST, so Biden likely has the mental acuity to okay a tweet from the official POTUS account that says “Someone should do something about this.”