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Twitter's AI is incredible.
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Folks can’t read this and tell me robotaxi won’t make me $1000 a day while I sleep and play video games. Musk clearly has cornered the market on AI that understands real world scenarios. Yes, /s
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The good news is someone made a thousand dollars today. The bad news is that it's because your car ran over their foot.
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i think they're just telling grok to look for the most-shared posts and follow a "here's what happened / here's the reaction it's getting / here's the moral of the story" rubric format. it's absolutely working perfectly and they should keep doing it
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from the creators of COFFIN FLOP comes the hit new show COFFIN CONUNDRUM
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pitching the spinoff COFFIN CATASTROPHE to studio execs immediately
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I've got dibs on COFFIN CONQUEST
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People are dying to see all of these.
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From the title alone, I feel like that has a significantly greater than zero chance of being picked up by TLC.
Cookie-Cutter Coffin AI dynasty appears inevitable.
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How is Grok News still up after several prior screw ups (but Mayor Adams ordering cops to go protect against an earthquake was funny)
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I do know why it’s up and it involves the Toddler Wannabe ordering bad products to be very public
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Reliable journalism is anathema to the fascist project. A world of bullshit is easier to manipulate.
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All engagement is good engagement.
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Wait I missed that, can I have some more info?
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I believe Grok premiered this last week after the earthquake lol
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He's just so bad at everything, it's almost artful
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The one with Iran was funny until you realize someone somewhere now believes that they hit Israel with cruise missiles in October 2023.
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I guess it does not grok the Onion
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It certainly can be with Grok and Roll, X's fabulous new AI music generator!
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I prefer the new Cooking + music AI generator. Smock & Roll.
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Musical food. They said it couldn't be done.
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Beans. The musical fruit.
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Don't grok the Onion is a Weird Al parody of Don't fear the reaper
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You're thinking of Weird Al's sequel to "Fat", "Mock the Chunky"
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I actually injured myself laughing at this
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My work here is done. Good night, everybody!
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Not only can I hear this song, I could probably write it.
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I thought it was a TISM song
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I grokked an onion once and now I'm banned from the Piggly Wiggly
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you know perfectly well it was more than once
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So, Grok is just doing the "write a news article in your own words and add a few reactions from social media" thing a lot of news outlets did in the past decade, but without being aware of what "context" is?
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Every way you look at this, it sucks. Its current performance of being a bullshit amplifier might be it working as intended, generating views with no regard for truth. It they get it to actually, accurately digest real news, it would cover genuine writers' work without driving traffic to them.
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Musk initially said he was going to develop an AI that knew what facts were, and I imagine CS people told him "well, that's impossible, but have one that has the personality of a dorky 14-year old humorist" and he was like SOLD.
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When their most likely intentional goal (well, to me, and truthfully I am no expert) is to ensure information is utterly unverifiable and users can’t tell fact from fiction, it makes sense they’re pushing AI written news blurbs and don’t care how bad it is 🫠
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"It serves as a reminder to take necessary precautions when planning for the future" "In conclusion, Colombia is a land of contrasts"
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This reads like a neat trick you can do in The Sims
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Well that answers that question
Going to be very funny when the LLMs integrate all the April Fools articles into their responses
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someone needs to challenge this man to show us his version of willy wonkas chocolate factory and he only gets one year to make that real
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Elon is going to start claiming this is true to protect Grok’s integrity