the masterstroke would be to not change anything outwards, but switch up the format until the infowars crowd is convinced that the only way to save america is congestion pricing and unrestricted immigration
too obvious. he has to start the rant on how biden releasing petroleum from the strategic reserve is a ploy to fill your gas tanks with chemicals that turn you gay, and all the liberal cities are sneaking it in the gas and the congestion, so you have to stop driving in cities or you'll turn gay.
Have a guy behind the camera setting alight one of Alex’s $100 bills every time he chokes on delivering a line from the teleprompter, until he just breaks down sobbing on air, incoherent and traumatised at his worst nightmare coming true
Pick me, Tim! Pick me! I'll be the best host InfoWars ever had!
I'll tell viewers "Jeffrey Epstein is alive-- and he's behind you right now!" Not only is Sandy Hook fake, so is Connecticut! No real state could be spelled like that. Who's behind the new antisemitism? The Jews!
Ha! Alex just said Sandy Hook isn't real. I can top that! I'll say Connecticut isn't real. Like why would a state even be spelled like that? One C is pronounced but the next C is silent? BULLSHIT CONNECTICUT ISN'T REAL I'll scream as I tear my shirt off and eat the papers on my desk