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Benderdict Cumbenderbatch

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Venture Socialist
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HOW CAN YOU POST THIS AND NOT MENTION THAT BUSH 1 WAS THE ONLY ESCAPEE Holy shit I stopped rocking in my chair when I saw that
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You'll never guess where this image came from
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There's only one fireworks show in the nation actually, due to flat earth
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Rescued this little guy from the pool, his wings were all wet and stuck together. He's drying out and resting. More updates to follow.
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Claremore the dragonfly is back on her own feet
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Without warning, Claremore flew away of their own accord. GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED
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"130 degrees, blowing sand, expect 1" to 2" of fresh glass accumulation on elevated surfaces. Roads could be treacherous as they melt back into liquid tar, keep an eye out for CalTrans as they spread ice on the roads to keep them passable."
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IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE HAS BEEN INJURED BY HAWK TUAH
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Day one asking for a Groundhog Day sequel
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Stay home if you're sick Come over if you're thicc
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Before and after your body is pulled from the Hudson river:
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Happy 3rd of July, let's start discourse ref: 2028 presidential election. I'm thinking it will be DJT Jr vs Booker.
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Haven't seen an Andy Milonakis gif in a while!
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