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The eye contact is really what makes this difficult You can't tell in the photo, but those arms actually unfold and hold your head for you while you drink One hand reaches out and gently caresses your cheek the eye contact is what turns me on The crossed arms and facial expression giving off strong "It ain't gon' suck itself..." vibes What gets me is that the straw could flex and allow him to, uh, take care of himself This will go great with my Dune Popcorn Pussy. "You've got a Friend in Me"
✨️ "I've got a friend in you" Well now I want one of those. I'm reading you can find one for *checks note* 52 dollars. The fucking judgement. Dude I haven't even started yet! "Time to learn to love Mondays, everybody." “yeah baby, take my infinity and beyond” *Only dispenses warm horchata the really improbable thing about this is picturing Buzz as a top, honestly That expression can only be described as defiantly proud. It ain’t gonna suck itself Designer has to have known… Buzz Lightyear is *never* satisfied Am I the only one who got confused by the oblique angle and saw this as a lifesize amusement of some sort 🫨 Holy hell, I did a spit take. Or easier depending on your point of view Moaning Buzz: "Suck me to infinity and beyond" "difficult" rather than "hard" was definitely a choice Who even signed off on this? I will just leave this here because clearly Freud had some designers bang to rights It would seem sensible to put that in the wheelbarrow “You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off” The face of a confident man "I star command you to get busy." "I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace."
Out of all the quotes in these replies, really, no one went for the lowest hanging? Whoever came up with this design REALLY had one simple job... Nah it's the pose for me, dude looks like he's about to say 'well? I'm waiting' mid suck and that's just rude. This ranks right up there (or rather, down there) with the Jar Jar Tongue Pop. An abuse of Hollywood, big name power. So typical... Drink up space ranger, you got this 🥲 
