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Stork: I have a baby.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
Seagull: those french fries are mine
albatross: I’m just gonna hang around your neck to remind you of the errors of your ways
Parrot: I have a baby. I have the mail. I have bad news.
C-Suite manager: Hire that guy, what a bargain
What’s the bad news canary? Canary? CANARY?!?!
Woodpecker: Wake up, motherfucker.
Owl: Here is your graduate degree
Owl: One! Two-hoo-hoo-HOOO! Thdree. (CRONCH) The answer is thdree.
(If you’re old, you get it)
That tootsie pop stealing motherfucker
Blackbird: please get Paul away from me
Pterodactyl: I am your bad news.
Tweety Bird: This little piddy went to the market.
If the canary is still speaking, it has good news, actually
Swallow: I saved your ass.
Crow: My friends and I are going to prison
- I'll see myself out.....😳
Stork: damn…you people fuck a lot
Pigeon: please stop making invisible things
Canary: I don’t think we should go in there…have you seen my friend Bob lately?
That stuff’s for the birds
