Chris(topher)🥞🌆

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Here for a good time, not a long time (but it's been a bad time, baby). Aries. Bi. Cats. Erotic friendfiction. Houston. Memelord. Sci-Fi. Trainwreck.
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Can’t believe it took us another decade and a half to figure out how to properly light them too

on July 17th, 1995 Newsweek’s crack team of investigative journalists unveiled their groundbreaking discovery of Bisexuality. believe it or not, Bisexuality had not been documented until it was scientifically observed in a queer lab by these intrepid gumshoes. 😌 #Bisexuality

Leasing office sent notification today that they're doing apartment inspections tomorrow (thanks for the notice, I guess). The text message I got says apartments will be chosen randomly. The email says all apartments. I swear to god, this place is a shitshow.

Big ass grasshopper up here in the 20th floor.

Thursday morning vibes where it's supposed to rain.

Oh, forgot to mention that the newest member of the team started Monday. He's the son of our VP of Global HR. Once the intern's stint is up, he'll be moving into the cubicle next to me. The pool to see how long before I get fired for something I've said has reached a fevered pitch.

Finally made it to the store, and now I have eggs to make breakfast for tomorrow.

I have gone to the store and bought eggs, so I can actually have breakfast for the first time since the day before Beryl hit.

"I hate to break this to you, but you're not that funny."

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timeline cleanse

How many times do we gotta say "we're living in the bad timeline" until we actually hit rock bottom? 'Cause it feels like every day minimum we get a worse timeline.

New pullover color.

LOOK AT MY BABIES!

Well... I haven't had a fridge this bare since I was a poor college student in the dorms.

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Would.

Nope.

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In a bit things going my way fir once, I did actually get power back. At least for now.

Me, walking around my apt in the dark using my cherry blossom lamp as a torch like I'm some medieval manservant traversing the Master's keep.

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Tiring Tuesday 😛

Hi. So, Day 5 without power at home because if Beryl. I have become a pro at getting ready for work in the pitch black of my apartment at 5am.

I lost power at 530am Monday due to Hurricane Beryl. Still not restored and no idea when. But hey I'm at work, which does have power restored.

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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.

How incredible shocking and surprising that I sound like I'm from Houston.

Finished the last of my skyline sets, Singapore.

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The Tories could still win if King Charles has courage.

Ever drink enough that you get to the point that you realize there will be no lasting legacy of you when you're gone? That probably as soon as one generation out from your death, not even a memory of you will remain? You'll just be degrading biomatter?

It's 11:30pm, and the fireworks have stopped. If this is it for the night, RIP to all my neighbors that forgot to take tomorrow off.