Brendel: “I watch the history channel like most guys watch Pornhub” only makes me believe that you watch both the History Channel and Pornhub in a really disturbing way

“I watch the history channel like most guys watch Pornhub” only makes me believe that you watch both the History Channel and Pornhub in a really disturbing way

BILL MAHER: Now, Jackson, how do you know when one of your paintings is done? JACKSON POLLOCK: How you know when you’re done making love? BILL MAHER: Well it’s usually somewhere around the Battle of Stalingrad… www.nytimes.com/2024/05/18/o...

It’s funny that this just shows that Maher is so out of touch that even his cultural touch points are wrong. The history channel hasn’t shown actual documentaries in like 20 years

help me general patton, i’m stuck in the tank!

How does he beat off to ancient aliens?

I was thinking "oh, that must be an old quote, there's no way he's talking about the History Channel that's on today", and then I realized he's comparing it to Pornhub

most guys watch PornHub for like 5 minutes at most

he and chuck grassley should become friends

I mean, I watch pornhub 3 minutes a day. Am I doing it wrong

Probably a lot of aliens involved

he's like ernest kline but instead of 80s cartoons he's into fascism

Cue the Monty Python “Tudor Porn Merchants” sketch:

Monty Pythons Flying Circus Season 3 Episode 10 E Henry Thripshaws Disease - video Dailymotionwww.dailymotion.com A police investigator is mistaken for Sir Philip Sidney in a Tudor-period job agency, which actually deals in pornography; King Solomon judges the case of a .\r \r \r \r A highwayman steals lupins fro...

HistoryHub

So if the History Channel is like Pornhub to him, which Pawn Star is his favourite? 🤣

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