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bluesky and the entire at protocol has all been an elaborate prank. youre still on twitter turns out the real twitter was inside of us all along Eewww get it out!sexual
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Ok, but for real.. Trump's Truth Social is actually a de-federated Mastodon instance.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_S... The United Federation of Jellyfish has determined this post to be factual. 👍 Except here, Elmo gets no ad revenue. Lemme wake up from this bad dream tomorrow thx 😭 I knew it! I knew it the whole time!! AAAHHHHFFFGGGG! You are trying to suck our brains. Couldn’t Elon make Twitter read and write to the Federated protocol if he wanted? Sure, but we could just refuse to talk to his pussy-in-bio shitpile Impossible, where are all the porn bots? 
