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@cait.bsky.social

texan in ma, austin's mom. i am a real lady and i work at a cemetery
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Sherlock Holmes: Chapter One out of context screenshots
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i think they should make them fight physically actually
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my Mexican family from Coahuila circa 1870 who named all 12 of their daughters "Maria Middlename" watching me try to figure out their family tree 150 years later
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am i a fucking joke to you
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this is so depressing i thought it was a joke at first and i am aghast to realize it is not
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i've been playing terra nil (extremely good game) and now whenever someone is fucking up my mentions and i block them i think about this
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my husband while i'm making him watch 100 tiktoks of chappell roan singing so i can explain how talented she is and why
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people who need something to be angry about online have become obsessed with no one ever being able to renovate their house under any circumstances and have started posting before and afters that are obvious improvements just to be included. i would not have made this whole place white BUT come on
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"i should be able to act however i want in a cemetery bc everyone there is dead anyway"
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i am doing so much more work than the person who had my job 100 years ago and i'm not even making that much more money comparatively
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one of my discord servers was so enchanted by this gif of Chrissy Metz saying "this is us" that we turned it into an emote and now we use it to wordlessly indicate that something is us, when we see something that is us
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me in 2.5 hours when my alarm goes off and i haven't slept a wink bc my brain hates me so so so much
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me arriving to work in 5 hours
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happy july 4th
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oink oink little piggy
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look how cute i am rolling rolling please give me my afternoon treat
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GeNDeR cRiTIcal Compact Magazine Editor Nina Power sued someone for calling her a fascist, she lost and had to pay court costs, and in discovery a ton of evidence that she is indeed a fascist were made public. luketurner.com/Nina_Power/
Nina Powerluketurner.com Nina Power has lost the High Court libel claim that she and Daniel 'DC' Miller brought against me. In the ruling, the judge described their conduct as an aggressive course of bullying with the whiff o...
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is that good
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the superior taylor poster
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i was behind this baby in traffic for like 10 minutes the other day
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i'm literally still thinking about this
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i was talking to the neighbor cat and she was rubbing against the window and now she's soooo mad i didn't fly up there and pet her
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lmfao? car in the parking lot at work today
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finally some good news
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dog at the engravers beat my ass