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@cait.bsky.social

texan in ma, austin's mom. i am a real lady and i work at a cemetery
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how about you stop blaming the actual victim for telling her story?
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we used a very small bathroom trash can with grocery bags in it. these things are $3 at the dollar store
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this again huh
A few months ago a FUNBAG reader asked if I cared when I used the family barf bowl as just a normal cooking bowl when it was off duty, and I said no. But ever since then, anytime I’ve cooked with the barf bowl, I’ve thought to myself okay yeah this bothers me
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you can say a lot of things about me but i have never used the phrase "cooked with the barf bowl"
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i think they should make them fight physically actually
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whenever i'm playing a game and there's a cemetery in it Im like, come on. can i please leave work at work
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i'm so sorry for your loss. if he was anything like my grandpa, he was loved every minute
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my grandpa was the best, kindest man I've ever known and I am lucky enough to be named for him (my middle name is Emilia, his name was Emilio) :)
my grandpa passed in 2009 but during his lifetime he helped found an orphanage in Piedras Negras, Coahuila and every year my family would spend a weekend diligently sorting, portioning and packing up bulk food that he would then drive down and give to the sisters at the orphanage
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my mom always said "he never met a stranger" and i like to think i have a little of that in me too
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you know it baby
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my grandpa was the kindest person I have ever met and if I can do a fraction of the good he did I will be completely happy
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my grandpa passed in 2009 but during his lifetime he helped found an orphanage in Piedras Negras, Coahuila and every year my family would spend a weekend diligently sorting, portioning and packing up bulk food that he would then drive down and give to the sisters at the orphanage
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it wasn't until i grew up that i realized what an insanely cool thing that was for him to do
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maybe i become obsessed with this now bc i looked it up and it's still operational
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it's so fucked bc half the time it's all the same guy with his name recorded a bunch of different ways and sometimes it's actually 3 fucking guys!!!
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my Mexican family from Coahuila circa 1870 who named all 12 of their daughters "Maria Middlename" watching me try to figure out their family tree 150 years later
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am i a fucking joke to you
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my variously-southern ancestor Harriet Dixon who married a guy with the last name Mason is the funniest woman who ever lived
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way back in my family tree i found a lady named "Roxy Jones" and I was struck by what a great name that is and then i found her full name and it was Roxilla. absolutely iconic
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this lady was from my distant Louisiana family so I'm assuming she must have been cool as fuck
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she was from Louisiana so I think it was just as it's spelled!
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if only there was a word for "displacing" an "entire population" of people using "military ground operations"
Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military last week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ground operation, the latest UN figures show.
Almost entire population in Gaza now displaced amid fresh Israeli offensive | CNNwww.cnn.com Nearly 2 million people have been displaced in Gaza – almost the entire population – after the Israeli military this week ordered a further 80,000 people to evacuate parts of Gaza City amid a renewed ...
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there is not one color in this entire room
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this is so depressing i thought it was a joke at first and i am aghast to realize it is not
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way back in my family tree i found a lady named "Roxy Jones" and I was struck by what a great name that is and then i found her full name and it was Roxilla. absolutely iconic
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