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@calexander.bsky.social

C Alexander records: https://seealexanderplay.bandcamp.com

43 he/his hippie-married/boo’d up? Chicago living, NJ grown. Major Depression and stuff; no cop city, 🇵🇸 , socialism or barbarism, loves cats, etc. Fender guitars and amps. New York Mets, others
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Smack between Decatur and Springfield, about 3 ish hours from Chicago
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war
quaking in my fucking boots guys, the beanie podcaster wants to go to war
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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Always think of this the many times Paul indulges his narcissism:
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Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat:
Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat. (He was laying in the open window, stood up, and got his head stuck in between the window and screen. He is the orangest.)
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If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it.
If you see this, you have to post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it.
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post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t the Seattle quartet (AIC, PJ, Soundgarden, Nirvana) (also y’all need better taste not naming names)
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Literally couldn’t say it better myself (neither from Pierce nor the quote that Ben chose)
The gutting of Pitchfork brought me back to this beautiful Charlie Pierce article about the death of the Boston Phoenix, and by extension alt-weeklies. Just crazy beautiful sentences. We've gotta build it all back. grantland.com/hollywood-pr...
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You guys ever think about death?
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If anyone needs any for their buddies let me know:
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This is the worst thing anyone has ever done to her.
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I remember a friend of mine from Fort Monmouth telling a story about how his dad liberated some electric guitars from the bass band closet, explaining to the MPs that “Roger, HQ at friendly six clicks back requisitioning friendly at oh-eight hundred, standard form 7g subhed 5 explains …” and so on
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Cannot overstate the sense memory this gave me of reading this on my old computer, jaw hanging wide open, but the sheer volume of nutty lines made me forget some wild ones:
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Feeling v safe at Wrigley, thank you officer Rambo