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What in the fuck is this?!?!

No one could say or write anything worse than this: www.salon.com/2003/02/01/p...

I was like oh he must have been on some weird internship at the time, no he was the main guy! No one made him do this!

Ok in the interest of fairness I should also share the artwork that accompanied the article

Dudes (circa 2004) will see this and say fuck yeah

Jesus Christ

I actually don’t think he was senior correspondent at ABC News when he wrote this. I think they updated his bio later and that got reflected on all his articles. But he wasn’t an intern either. I think he was a staffer at Salon back in 2003.

Ah interesting

See, that's how he got away with it. All the gangbanging.

Cannot overstate the sense memory this gave me of reading this on my old computer, jaw hanging wide open, but the sheer volume of nutty lines made me forget some wild ones:

Yipes!

I think I’ve just been cured of DECADES of intense imposter syndrome by reading this. Now I have work to do.

“beehatch” 🤔

what the fuck...this is real?? I know 2003 was a different time but...goddamn

this makes me wanna cry

always a good time to be reminded how fucking batshit 2003 was

I am somehow inhaling an entire carton of lit cigarettes as I explain in a voice as worn and leathery as my skin that I haven’t remembered this thing in years

Jake Tapper wrote this? Like, while he was awake??

Oh…oh no

I feel like my brain just melted

I feel like I just took a drug no one has ever taken before

Are you serious serious?

it's ok, i didn't need those brain cells anyways.

I’ve just been hate crimed

It strains credulity, but at the same time...Jake Tapper.

Fuucckkk

My god I remember reading this back then and wanting to throw a pie in his face and then throw his face and rest of body off a balcony

ask him about his comic strip State Of The Cartoonion

Oh thanks, I had already totally scrubbed this from my memory

If this is AI, it doesn't inspire any faith in the technology.

is this real life????

this reminds me of xeni jardin (derogatory)

...😬

That was actually published pfft

This is what happens when you replace editors with AI

I'm sorry hwat

Beehwatch

Is this the journalism equivalent of male erotica writers who clearly never had sex ed and this have no idea you can't cum into a woman's chest cavity through her vagina?

What the fuck What the Fuck

F minus

it's like an onion Herbert Kornfeld piece written by someone whose sense of humor had been surgically removed

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