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Captain Awkward

@captainawkward.bsky.social

Advice blogger, soon-to-be-author. You may remember me as CAwkward on that other site, but I have reclaimed my full title and powers! Here to make new internets to push the bad internets down.
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Either that or she is very, very, very concerned about me. “HUMAN WHY CRYING? YOUR CRYING MAKES ME CRYING”
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My sleep paralysis demon is adorbs
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Leftover Indian food will have to tide me over until your excellent plan comes to fruition.
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That’s also mine! But here’s the next one:
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Daniel Jason Mendoza Striped Tiger sends you good vibes
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I do need one that covers mouth & nose (couldn’t tolerate nose-only for even 10 seconds at sleep study), but this one comes up so high and puts pressure on my sinuses, esp. since I’m a side sleeper. I’m trying to breathe through my nose while it feels like something is holding it shut from the top.
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Searched for #ThisFuckingGuy and the brand is strong
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The Monday night Zoom DnD game is off to a new adventure.
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The daughter never had children afaik so the last person who remembers their stories might be…me. 💙😭 And her…
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If you would like to see one of the homemade neighbor-dolls, she’s in the top row, third from the left and patterned on doll the neighbor (who turned 100 in 1990 or so) had as a child. I played with the original so much she copied her for me and made her several outfits.
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I donated most of the stuff in that picture, but I still have her & all of her clothes at my parents’ house. At one point I offered her to friends and cousins who had little girls. “Respectfully we do not want your possessed doll.” 😂 When I die they will find her among my effects.
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What’s something that makes you happy every time you remember it exists?
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Or the part of the brain that deals with time travel to a 1983 motel…
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Like a second grader drew it. 🩷
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Daniel Jason Mendoza Striped Tiger (L) is a chaotic good (and permanently stoned) monk. Henrietta Kim Wexler Pussycat (R) is the lawful neutral druid who got stuck in wildshape who herds the rest of the party and keeps careful tabs on everyone. Her kingdom for some opposable thumbs!
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Made Italian wedding soup.
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Let me see those loaves! I’ve got one marble rye, medium salty, and one regular
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Watching Taskmaster with my little taskmaster
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She does the thinking for both of them, he does the burying. So it has always been.
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But also means there are machines in my house that can instantly detect whenever the cats poop from several rooms away, especially since Henrietta refuses to bury anything. A bonus feature!
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We got an Aerogarden on super sale last fall and what I’ve learned so far is that there’s a reason dill is a weed. This is from before The Problem where the dill and mint took over completely and I eventually scrapped everything & started over.
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I know you have to harvest frequently to make it work and yeah…attention problems. I’ve had good luck starting tomato and jalapeño pepper seedlings after the reset and am gonna attempt to grow them in containers. Here are the peppers getting acclimated to their big boy pots before moving outside.
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And here are my tomatoes that went outside a few days ago, along with this year’s nasturtiums in the window box from my friend.