Catbus: the difference between the fictional RoboCop and real police officers is RoboCop is haunted by memories of life as a human being

the difference between the fictional RoboCop and real police officers is RoboCop is haunted by memories of life as a human being

He also solves crimes

Eh, sometimes lol

He solved two murders!

One of them was his own, that shouldn't count!

It should count more!

Come on, if you don’t count murder/suicides, domestics, self defense shootings, and crimes with eye witnesses known to the offender my local PD’s homicide clearance rate would be like 15%. Throw ‘em a bone!

Also he attempts to arrest a rich person for something

Yeah but he can’t take any action until that guy is fired by the company so he’s not really notably different from cops just not pursuing white collar crime.

He pursues it but is structurally stopped from doing so, hmm wonder if that has any real world implications

we're on the timeline that pressed ahead with ed209

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it is so funny how the plot of RoboCop (1987) is literally about how the only good cop is a dead cop

2. Forced to uphold the public trust and protect the innocent by programming 3. Slavish obedience to capital is a secret hidden directive instead of the most obvious one

Plus he never bounces his wife off the walls

Remember when RoboCop shot that guy's dick clean off

As a matter of fact,

*Pew pew pee pee* "My family!"

if you ever happen upon one of these scenes, it’s adorable bsky.app/profile/sara...

gotta love those inside Robocop jokes between Scully and Doggett in the later season X-Files 😂😂😅

and he loves his wife and kid

fuck

gottem

Also RoboCop doesn't default to murdering everybody around him every 5 seconds

robo actually cared about a rapist not getting away

Accurate as F' this here and ☝️

of all the cops i have encountered in my travels, he was the most *face scrunch, swallows toxic reflux silently*… human

this is a star war: revenge of kahn crossover skeet, in case that wasn’t clear.

woah you got the dark edibles tooo?

ok these edibles are not the happy kind apparently. i get kinda dark about captcha of all things.

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