ceej: An update to the algorithm for the DNA test I took for my mom's genealogical research prompted this hall of fame subject line in the email she sent me this morning

An update to the algorithm for the DNA test I took for my mom's genealogical research prompted this hall of fame subject line in the email she sent me this morning

consider yourself passed over

lol

Hava nagila, baby.

🏆

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You can now play as Luigi

imagining the inverse of this and seeing this message after beating Mario Galaxy: [You are no longer ✡️ Jewish. (A)]

hold on, is mario jewish?

New lore: Mario and Luigi come from a family of Sephardic anusim

Did they get converted to Nintendism

With how many he's killed Mario knows no God, if he ever really knew one at all. Mamma mia.

I found the Rosenberg Hypothesis regarding Mario's religion pretty persuasive myself. www.tiktok.com/@nathanielro...

TikTok - Make Your Daywww.tiktok.com

amazing

Canon accepted! The Mario Bros are a pair of real mensch

@supermariobrosii.bsky.social

lol There’s nothing ever mentioned in the film. I have no grounds to refute this. Best I got on Lineage is that both brothers wear those horn necklaces and Mario’s love for his tools came from his Poppa by way of his GrandPoppa. Entirely likely

If Mario is Jewish then wouldn't Luigi be as well?

Aren't they twins?? I just realized I have never once examined this bit mental lore. Are they lovers?!

They're brothers, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. I assume if one of them is Jewish, so is the other, given their common origin, but if Mario converted (maybe for Peach?) Luigi might remain among the nations.

Luigi is younger so not twins. Could have different mothers so it's possible!

maybe he converted

From a kids book

Omg

the alternative, that he’s an italian catholic, is unconscionable. mario must be jewish.

Sorry, Mario only eats Cheep-Cheeps and Bloopers on Fridays. Mario has a big green pipe that takes him to a confessional. Face facts.

this argument is persuasive

he's a weird little guy from brooklyn, we claim those by default

I was just going for non-sequitur but I dunno maybe

You’ve gotta keep your points up because they zero out Dec 31

That Reverse Bris gonna be awkward as hell

Dammit I came here to do this joke

Turn in your badge and gun

Gun? Nah. Space lasers all the way! youtu.be/sz7JGCj4Q5k?...

Jews in Spaceyoutu.be Jews in Space from the movie History of the World part 1 by Mel Brooks - Judios en el Espacio de la pelicula Historia del Mundo parte 1 de Mel Brooks

Nah, it’s turn in your bagels and schmear.

She brought you into this faith and she can take you out of it.

From: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints To: Anne Frank

Oof 😅

Have a seat, I'll get the JB Weld brand foreskin adhesive.

this feels like a fallout debuff

un-semitic

Enjoy your gentile era

I was only Jewish for a couple of years. Really only just getting started

Mazel tov!

too soon

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