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I’m on island time.
Los Angeles, he/him, bald.
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I think as a culture we’ve been guilty of taking Samuel L Jackson for granted
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All of this could have been avoided if the nation’s pundits had read my skeets
Oh, Trump’s mind is so much worse than it was in 2016, I think Biden’s holding together better overall but he has a very unfortunate and very rapidly progressing case of Little Old Man Voice
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Jay Johnston and Paul F Tompkins being former comedy partners is a real Magneto and Professor X situation
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There’s also a guy on tiktok who dresses up as a gnome and tries to get into employee-only areas of the mall
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I’m not sure I can convey just how deeply tiktok comment threads are driven by a fear of sharks.
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I love tiktok and tiktok commenters, I will never get off that app
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Went to a dodger game today and the organist played Ave Maria between pitches???
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Prepping for a camping trip next weekend and the “camping is poverty cosplay” post popped back into my head. What has the internet done to me?
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I’m not immune from caring about how I look, but trying to get a younger person to think you’re cool is just asking for trouble
Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
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Monsieur Spade is good, Clive Owen’s American accent is not
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Logging on to hassle Bluesky posters for the lack of messaging discipline in their skeets
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He would have done a comedy with Joe Pesci in the 90s, a twee indie movie in the 2000s, it all would have been great
Never not wishing John Cazale had been around to do a guest appearance on the Sopranos
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Someone had a lot of fun making this graphic
Happy birthday, Shohei!
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I spent ten bucks to buy myself a better ruler and I’m inordinately pleased with it. Edges are impressively flat and straight, corners are impressively square. It measures from the edge, unlike desk rulers which put the zero mark a bit away from the edge. Small size, weirdly nice.
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Video games and the serenity prayer and maybe uninstalling this app.
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The most memorable event of my previous bsky account was absolutely losing my ass on here by saying I could totally fight an Ewok and win hahahahaha
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If you have the time today, please spare a thought for the person with the worst luck in the world: Chloé Stawski
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This is the most normal picture Shel Silverstein ever took
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Good luck guessing who this is about. (It’s Jamelle Bouie).
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Here's a picture of a sweet car I took in 2004
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This was the moment onscreen hair culture changed forever
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People have gone from asking Biden to resign to arguing he should now seize absolute power.
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The worst thing about parenting is when they’re sick. The second worst thing is the goddam music. (I can’t think about the SC anymore right now so I’m posting through it.)
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Biden’s not getting replaced but I see we’ve decided to go ahead and do the factional in-fighting part of a replacement fight anyway, just out of compulsion. 😗👌
i have to admit that the every four year tradition of white progressives explaining to black progressives that no one actually likes the politicians black progressives have voted for is wearing thinner and thinner with me every time
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Kids live everyday like they’re at a tapas restaurant, just putting in orders for small plates every 20 minutes for an entire day
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media warning us the media might freak out because of the media