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Raccoons know a dumpster when they see one
timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social
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“What is most exceptional about the Americans is not the voluminous record of their violence but their extraordinary ability in the face of that record to persuade themselves that they are among the best behaved and best regulated of peoples.” - Richard Hofstadter, American Violence, 1970 🗃️
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This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.
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"Where are you going, Dad?" "I'm going to get twizzlers. I need twizzlers very badly right now." "Can I come with you?" "Sure!" "This is what it's like to be an adult." "That's right. You can go get twizzlers anytime you want. It's awesome."
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CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — A new study confirms a cave on the moon that could be used to shelter future explorers.
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If you run a cupcake shop called Baked on the James I guess you'd be happy if a dispensary opened up next door
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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dude how is there a dril tweet predicting this
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it’s so rare that the common man gets the ear of a presidential candidate
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Media are u ok maybe take a hot bath and decompress
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There’s always the chance, during that period of not knowing, that it’s a time traveler.
Honestly the part where everyone holds their breath and hopes the manic is one of Them rather than one of Us is one of the most grotesque parts of modern life.
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Anyone who took a twenty minute break from the internet
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Good morning here's Johnny Cash eating a cake.
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If you want to block all the people who harassed Jamelle Bouie off the site at once, this list is handy. Hit subscribe, then block.
Weird Bouie reply guys
What the name says. Some accounts on the list are truly horrible all the time and some just made a muteworthy skeet one time. This list is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Jamelle Bouie or anyone other than myself.
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increasingly convinced there’s certain sense of humor that is Just Autism and that i Definitely Have It
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I feel like everyone would post better if they remembered that Weird Al Yankovich is here and he’s seeing all your posts and if they’re bad you might make him sad
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Scholars often ask me what they can do, and this is a tangible thing. State and local media are, in particular, hungry for opinion pieces from experts. Lots of people targeting that media is more effective than lots of people trying to land that one NYT op-ed
Junior Scholars: Project 2025 is now breaking through to public consciousness. The more people learn about it, the more they hate it. Now is a great time to search that website, go to the section of your expertise, and write an oped. Keep the drip of bad news for them coming, all the way to Nov.
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Phew, the lifestyle columnist of the Star Press in Muncie, Indiana was ALL IN on the taco salad at Taco Bell in 1984...
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alex grey is such a funny artist to recognize. its such a specific time and image. like lisa frank for tool guys
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Hell yeah furries
Self-described “gay furry hackers” breached the Heritage Foundation in an attempt to undermine Project 2025, so of course an executive director at the right-wing think tank threatened them as “degenerate perverts” who would face God’s punishment and the FBI.
Heritage Foundation Exec Threatens ‘Gay Furry Hackers’ in Unhinged Textswww.rollingstone.com Mike Howell of Heritage Foundation went at gay furry hacking collective SiegedSec after data breach motivated by Project 2025.
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I am going to be issuing licenses about whether or not media orgs can pretend to be horny. And by that I mean they can't. Ever.
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Age 25: Are my friends having fun without me? Age 49: Ugh how do I get out of this thing tomorrow?
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Hello, Fellow Citizen! Need a pick-me-up? Steve Bannon’s been in jail for a week
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Logan’s Run but the runners are people who have hoarded more net worth than the poorest country in the world’s annual GDP
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a very confusing thing about the current moment is that I can't immediately tell whether accounts sharing anti-Biden memes are MAGA or not
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