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bizarre reminder that the OSS planned to secretly get Hitler on HRT by having his gardener put estrogen in his carrots, in hopes that estrogen would make him kinder, gentler, more passive and raise his voice and undermine him to the German public I shit you not

should i take some of this lorazepam my mom gave me?

you tellin me a crab gooned in this rag?

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[image of a deer with another deer's head torn free from its body, their antlers entangled] this is t4t

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me thinkin bout dat ass

more of my crumbling tooth has crumbled away. now just, like, a 3rd of it remains

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maybe his ear just did that

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abusing my robot girlfriend by plugging random usb sticks i find into her first to make sure they're safe

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got crossfaded last night and I think passed out after jerking off. forgot to plug my phone in so it died and i woke up like an hour before my alarm lmao. but the thing is I was sad cos I forgot to text my husband who is away gn and when i turned my phone back on there was a gn text to them???

me rn

today I have learned about the dog breed Carolina Dog aka American Dingo and damned if that isn't just 100% what Candy Corn is... incredible. it honestly all checks out. that there is a dingo for sure

we need a woman austin powers a tranny austin powers

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i like my women like i i like my weather:

i need colder. drearier. wetter.

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Hooters is dying because they won't innovate

wet panties contest and it’s all women with tiny penises getting sprayed with a hose

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french kissing the homies goodnight

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smoking my dead dad's weed

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Having over a billion dollars should be a crime punishable by death

i truly feel like i am nothing but chores and anger

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in this account’s attempt to document all Group 4 308s, here’s a snorkel www.autoclassic.it/post/ferrari...

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Nearly forgot, but... happy doohickey day to all those who celebrate ^.^

smoking my dead dad's weed

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mommy needs you to do something while she's out getting princess dinner. I know you want to play nintendo, but I need you to listen. do the dishes while im out, but no water on the cast iron, OK? can you repeat that back to me? eyes front, please, princess. EYES FUCKING FRONT. NO WATER ON CAST IRON.

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Garashir 🩺🦎

l think lm straight up losing it im going insane