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Cannot emphasize enough how pathetic these editorial boards are revealing themselves to be.
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They’re going to get even angrier when it turns out that they don’t actually have the ability to unilaterally direct the course of events like their egos tell them they should be able to do.
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They should cut to the chase and endorse Trump already. Don't make him wait, he might be going to jail.
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Their op-ed section is home to the worst ideas ever to cross a human synapse
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They really don’t want my money, do they?
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I know, and here I’ve been thinking about grabbing that $29 subscription.
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Lmfao that last line is like the ultimate fuck you to the base.
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Also enjoy how it just like skips the VP. "she's allowed to participate"
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Completely ridiculous. How can you publish something like that without dying from embarrassment.
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It's like the low point of middle school dork.
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The fascinating part is that they're right that's the only way it would work (by "their delegates" they'd have to mean "already selected delegates who are now unpledged and can vote for anyone and will decide the nominee"), and somehow think it'd still be a good idea.
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Also you lose the entirety of the Biden/Harris warchest.
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Deeply so. A bunch of fucking losers writing fanfics
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They’re taking activist steps to influence the campaign. Not even close to being journalism.
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i've been wanting them to do this for years... in the other direction. since it's everyone's duty to save democracy. but here they are, doing this instead
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Mara Gay was clearly uncomfortable and defensive trying to explain the NYT EB article the other day.
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I don’t know how you can provide a good faith defense for anything that these editorial boards are doing. It’s a complete shitshow in a way that should permanently end all of their credibilities
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This is just fantasy football for them, isn't it
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This has big Clint Eastwood Argues With An Empty Chair energy
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Deeply weird that they are spending their time writing literal fanfiction.
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God, just skip the artifice and print a picture of the columnist jacking off instead
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Or I guess a circle jerk, since it was apparently a group effort
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If you’re going to put incredibly cringe fanfic in the self-purported paper of record, you should have the decency to attach your name to it. This, just like the NYT one, hides behind the monolith of the Board.
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I wish we had had a nationwide discussion on editorial boards ruining journalism for a while now; who these people are and why they are operating how they operate. Deciding headlines that are the only part read by 85% of people, etc. Too late now.
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The good news is that nobody normal is ever going to see this shit, let alone read it.
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"I have, in consultation with the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the National Security Council, declared the Washington Post Editorial Board to be terrorists. Kamala Harris and I will be directing the airstrikes from the Situation Room here at the White House. The bombing begins in five minutes."
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I mean, hey, if we're just writing fictional speeches for him to give.
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One of the things I have always slammed Matt Taibbi about is his fanfic Bush Iraq War apology Rolling Stone published but this is WAY more embarrassing.
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Ok but that would be so cool. Not as cool as Harris stepping aside too so we get some fresh slate new energy. But still it's good to see the paper war gaming things. We haven't had that spirit here since 1974.
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