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25 and gay. yeah
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time to dust this one off. amen.
Vance is, you guessed it, an adult Catholic convert
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“What is most exceptional about the Americans is not the voluminous record of their violence but their extraordinary ability in the face of that record to persuade themselves that they are among the best behaved and best regulated of peoples.” - Richard Hofstadter, American Violence, 1970 🗃️
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This on the scams of car dealers by @ddayen.bsky.social is excellent -- and depressing for all kinds of reasons. But one that may not be front of mind is that if dealers actually make profits with extras and service contracts, then it's another reason they hate EVs and will slow the transition.
Escape From the Boxprospect.org New technology and old tactics have made buying a car a death march of deception. Jase Patrick, who spent 15 years in the business, reveals the dealer secrets.
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POSTAL BANKING is a great idea and it leads me to my other great idea: FEDERAL SANDWICH. Guaranteed access to a sandwich to anyone who wants one at ANY US Federal Govt facility. Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up:
Postal banking FTW!
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one of the drawbacks of being on here is the ego. you are not better for posting on a different site. we are all posters.
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i love my wife so much but they drink coffee and then have panic attack. like the song. gays are doomed.
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It turned out that guy was making bread the whole time
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CEO: I’ve never read a book, also a hot dog is a sammich 🤣 Strange man: Excellent musings sir, I’m currently trapped underwater in one of your vehicles (love the car!) and when I tap the unbuckle seatbelt icon it just plays the hampster dance song
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░Y░O░U░R░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within ░Y░O░U░R░ ░B░I░O░!?
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lumiere bros: and if we run these pictures back-to-back, twenty four per second… it becomes a motion picture! corn-loving gary: incredible. and what a great time to eat corn 😀 lumiere bros: not this shit again corn-loving gary: what if we detonate it
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if sports betting must be legal, you should be required to do it in-person with a bookie dressed in a pinstripe suit and a fedora, who has to perform one (1) song from "guys & dolls," complete with choreography and backup dancers, before every transaction
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For months lots of people were on here encouraging alt text in a variety of ways. And they were ignored or ridiculed or both. Now something like 90% of the images on Bluesky don’t have alt text at all. It was always going to be like this. Disappointed but not surprised.
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These people have to provide a number. I need to be convinced that more than 3 people in this country will go into a coma if they eat Bird's Eye peas and carrots
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tampon guns will save america
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Every major tech innovation of the past 15 years is just, what if we paid people less money
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crooked cat tail is throwing me for a loop, when im trying to read his body language my first instinct is that hes content or happy. doesnt help that hes stupid and orange
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Order your LAST round of free COVID tests from the USPS before Friday. Do it now. They're abandoning us to let a mass disabling event just happen. We keep each other safe now. Mask up (N95 or KN95 from a reputable seller [not amazon, there have been counterfeits on there]). Love you, stay safe.
COVID Home Tests | USPSspecial.usps.com COVID Home Tests | USPS
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This dog is such a loser man she regularly does this
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"i dont want a daughter because x" "i dont want a son because y" just dont have kids.
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folks, we've found it. the one time a trans person might actually identify as an attack helicopter
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this is the best take i’ve seen so far about the personal finance columnist for NY Mag who gave the "CIA" guy $50,000 in a shoebox
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being against automated red light camera enforcement is one of those areas where you can easily parse the difference between someone whose politics are on the left and someone whose politics are libertarian but cosplaying as being on the left
Describing a red light camera ticket where they have you dead to rights breaking the law as "the state stealing money" is a sign of a deeply anti-social world view
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most crisis and suicide lines will contact the police without your permission, trans lifeline is committed to not involve police. please make sure your loved ones have the number
Please make sure your friends have the Trans Lifeline number if they need crisis line help. They will not contact the police without your consent and are available throughout the US at 1-877-565-8860
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i wasnt even sure if the superbowl happened yesterday or not. this will be my only mention of the accursed event for the rest of the year.