Coach Finstock: Tesla announces new Cybertruck accessory

Tesla announces new Cybertruck accessory

The Cybertruck was released on Nov. 30. Today, Tesla announced it was recalling the vehicle for the fourth time, an impressive rough average of one recall every seven weeks. apnews.com/article/tesl...

For Tesla's futuristic new Cybertruck, a fourth recallapnews.com Tesla is recalling its futuristic new Cybertruck pickup for the fourth time in the U.S. to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose, and failing front windshield wipers.

2nd most useful accessory:

And latest customer service shop

Trying to get over the idea of stainless steel panels that were just glued on.

Wait, that can’t be real…?

Why do I feel like a tow voids the warranty

because they have no where to attach a tow cable and need to yank the wheels.

One recall each seven weeks, the interval between Elon Musk's children

There are problems for this accessory since the cybertruck doesn't have tow points and towing it damages the vehicles

That's why it has to be a flatbed tow-truck. (This would actually make a fantastic SNL sketch)

Audibly guffawed

"Edsel" was so easy to say, it just rolled off the tongue. I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of ever willingly saying "Cybertruck" no matter what I'm using the word for.

I am dying for an investigative report to do real safety tests on one

They might be “dying,” too, if they did it. 😬

Wake up babe, new cybertruck fail just dropped bsky.app/profile/wild...

I’m not a truck guy and I know even less about EV but that sounds like a noise you don’t want to hear www.instagram.com/reel/C6oRkP3...

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This made me cackle

Need a Snowrunner DLC where I find bricked and sunken cybertrucks off-road and winch them onto the flatbed of a ~60 year old International Harvester Fleetstar 6x6 to take them to the scrapper.

most boring snow runner mission because it’s just sitting in a whole foods parking lot

Good joke, though at 18 feet long and 6800 pounds, the Cybertruck is likely too much for this and most flatbeds.

came here to say the same thing - this is a heavy duty tow and it's going to cost a lot more than a regular tow

The Cybertruck can tow another Cybertruck while it's being towed itself, it's that rugged.

The most shocking part of that article is that 11,000 vehicles are included in the recall.

The Heil Camino may kill Tesla, and I’m ok with that.

smoked

“Futuristic” is doing a lot of work in that headline. That’s not a future I want to live in… oh wait… [sad realisation ensues]

TeslAAA

How many open recalls on this new one I wonder

Not bad, coach, not bad at all…

I'm way too stuffed up from allergies to snort that hard.

Are they including a genuine tow truck driver with the accessory truck? 🧐

The ExX

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