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Cooking, College Football, Shitposting. Oh, and airplanes. PDX/SF/HSV roots. Go Ducks. TABLES! He/Him
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Grilled Ribeye, Esquites, and Pit Beans.
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buddy, they won’t even let me
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BREAKING: Upside side down French flag spotted outside the Alitos' summer residence
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what about.. AOC piloting a Biden robot puppet from behind? could *this* win election? what about if Chucky Schumer takes a buncha shrooms? could that win election? three Chelsea Clintons in a trenchcoat? a bald eagle in aviators and a Grateful Dead bikini, perhaps? Is *this* politics?
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I’ll likely never be able to justify or afford these but my god. Is this how men feel when they see a sports car?
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One day I’ll wear gloves when dicing jalapeños. Today is not that day.
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why did we stop sending men to the moon. So many men could fit up there
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Good morning. 3lbs of ribeye.
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I really love downtown Huntsville. So much greenery and thoughtful use of spaces. And sidewalk cornhole.
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Going through a crawfish phase
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This is what 5150 holds are for
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Today is “yes day” for the kiddo. Really hoping he chooses a 2 hour afternoon nap 🤞
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It’s appalling how expense Publix is. Wal-Mart fucking rules.
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About to write the saddest notes
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Get in losers were going to Bozeman
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It’s storming. Kiddo is at camp. I think my spouse is somewhere in the house but I haven’t seen her so I’m gonna lay in bed allll morning.
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Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.
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Doesn't know the difference between Iraq and Iran though.
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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They had me in the first half
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In another life I'd be a super-mysterious bush pilot.
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What you get offered in the men’s room at the LSU game