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Miley's live cover of Jolene

Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?

This actually took longer than I thought

I HEREBY CALL FOR A STANDARD 5 DAY WEEKEND

Diddy as soon as the Feds show up:

Oh nooo not 2 nights in a row just terrible luck all around

Oh no don't rain then my dickhead neighbors wouldn't be able to almost catch everyone's houses on fire

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This photo is pure 2024.

You know, I appreciate the honesty

Haaaaaaaa

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Shrek Does Dallas

Star Wars IX: The Rise of Shrek

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about

On the Council of Pedophiles because damn

How bad is the UK election for the Tories? This guy just lost his seat.

Oh no don't rain then my dickhead neighbors wouldn't be able to almost catch everyone's houses on fire

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BBCAmerica doing US Marshals into Tombstone into A Few Good Men. When you see your enemies crushed and driven before you.

That's Marianne Williamson's department

why the fuck not, bernie? whats stopping you

You should have to retake a driving test every 15-20 years.

He's so fucked

Huh?!

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"They're just fearmongering about Project 2025," brought to you by the people behind "They're just fearmongering about a coup" and "they're just fearmongering about abortion bans"

Lady Chatterley's Lover as read by Burt Reynolds

Earlier this week, AI company ElevenLabs said it is bringing digitally produced celebrity voice-overs of deceased actors to its newly launched Reader app. The company said the app takes articles, PDF, ePub, newsletters, e-books or any other text on your phone and turns it into voice-overs.

AI resurrects deceased actors’ voices to read audiobooks | CNN Businesscnn.it Actress Judy Garland never recorded her voice to read an audiobook of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, but you’ll soon be able to hear her rendition of the children’s novel that inspired the movie nonethel...

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Today is the only day you can repost this

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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

lol they sold what was left of their soul for an edge lord punter

Jimmy Pitaro: ESPN knew licensing ‘The Pat McAfee Show’ would make people ‘uncomfortable’dlvr.it We’re still not at the one-year anniversary of Pat McAfee joining ESPN in one of the more jarring moves in the network’s storied history. During that time, McAfee has generated countless headlines as a newsmaking interviewer and controversial talent.…

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here it is....

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I don't get it, why can't they commit fraud? Congress is doing it, scotus is doing it, the presidents do it, the wealthiest people in the world do it, everyone they are told to look up to and respect are celebrated for it. Why wouldn't they think they could commit fraud? It's the American Way.

Gen Zers are so disillusioned with the economy that they think it’s OK to commit fraudfortune.com A third of Gen Zers either know someone who has participated in payment fraud or have done so themselves.

Anyone that went to Rock The Country will be first in line

This is so true. Most of y'all are not ready, nor are you ready for just how quickly your longtimefriends and neighbors will snap into full compliance.

Buddy if you haven't been to the store yet, you're too late.

There's a younger guy at the gym with a bleached tipped Cesar cut. I want so badly to tell him how the future is going to go.

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I know I mention this every time some notable fascism happens, but one simple way to help fight it is to to help people work around it. Buy a pack of these stickers for $20, or ask for a free pack if you don't have the money. Then stick them in public restrooms, etc www.plancpills.org/stickers

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Btw chevron deference got you this

Seriously. I come from a polluted country. Ya'll need to send a thank you note to epa everyday

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I think about this line a lot these days.