conordale: And might I add as an endo nurse who's on call tomorrow, chew your goddamn hot dogs. If you have trouble with that, I will come to you and cut them up into small pieces for you.

they suck and they're dangerous and as a healthcare professional who wants to do as little work as possible this week please keep your dumb fingers to yourself like a lite brite is brighter than whatever you spent hundreds of dollars on

potentially unpopular opinion, but I think your little backyard fireworks actually suck

And might I add as an endo nurse who's on call tomorrow, chew your goddamn hot dogs. If you have trouble with that, I will come to you and cut them up into small pieces for you.

I will eat everyone's hot dogs for them then mama bird it into their mouths

Thank you 🙏

May Aesculapius have your backs, this weekend.

I have never recovered from this SNL sketch

Somewhere, this is def a thing people do.

It’s definitely their kink too

I mean...you could do worse, I guess. It's not enticing, personally, but in the long list of things I've seen people do, there are many darker.

Oh I know. Not my jam but not dark either just eww

Every day we all hopefully learn more about ourselves

Honestly, if someone said "omg this is my thing"...I'd probably make a quick calculation as to potenrial harms, then give it a shot.

Horrifying. Also, oddly arousing.

even if someone wants only ketchup on the dog?

Yes.

I shall give your offer all due consideration.

Call that a hawk tuah dog

… Is this an, “only today” offer?

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