conordale

@conordale.bsky.social

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☭, queer, RN. He/him. Sometimes I post/repost horny stuff.

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mr bean cum tribute

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watching bisexual cis girls discover dick from girls and then watching them date a string of trans girls is so funny, it’s like showing a friend a restaurant and then it’s all they eat for months

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The thing that's obvious to everyone and that nobody can actually write in the press is that the American (and yes, I'm sure elsewhere too) right wing is led by bad people and the object is to make more people extremely bad in basically every respect. It's anti-society

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potato.

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more people need to adopt the “that’s none of my business” lifestyle

I Iove furiosa so goddamn much

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if the main thing stopping you from transitioning is a fear you won’t be hot: i’m sorry, but that is literally just gender dysphoria. it gets much better once you start treating it, i promise. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍⚧️

take this how you will, but i said literally the same thing before i transitioned about wanting to have the body of a hot transhumanist babe. the future is now & we have the technology. it is literally never too late.

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also "being hot" is by no means a prerequisite for enjoying life as a woman. i'm not even sure it even makes anything better

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there is no celebrity you will EVER catch me defending against rape allegations bc i'm not a parasocial little freak. if you're "not sure" about their victims' claims (🙄) then just stay out of it. this is not hard

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I pirated the Sandman omnibus, and I'm feeling pretty good about that decision right about now.

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knuckle tattoos that say WANT SOUP

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eating ass with chopsticks.

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Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wahlburgers!

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date idea: we go see longlegs and mutually terrify ourselves into oblivion

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what if I became a cassette guy

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🌺 soft & summery 🌺

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credit for alt text goes to @h00rayforstuff.bsky.social after i hit a writers block lol anyhoo, my stoned ass has been giggling at this for a minute

I pirated the Sandman omnibus, and I'm feeling pretty good about that decision right about now.

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keith haring would have loved people seeing it that way

Wish my brain weren't this way

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can i get your smuttiest, nastiest, most obscene chai latte . thanks greg

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bluesky and chill? call that bangers and smash

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taking off my bra when i get home, calling it:

cage-free naturals

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if you took every billionaire on earth and stacked them on top of each other starting at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, that would be great

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faggy 4ever

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I always said that at 15.9k I'd post hog. I guess it's time.

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Based as fuck.

I love how this is going to end deadline.com/2024/06/jk-r...

J.K. Rowling Blasts “Gender Taliban” David Tennant After ‘Harry Potter’ Actor Said “Whinging” Trans Critics Are On “Wrong Side Of History”deadline.com JK Rowling has branded 'Harry Potter' actor David Tennant the "gender taliban" after he said transgender critics are on the "wrong side of history."

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i think men who are aggressive and rude to women online every time one of their interactions is perceived should be called what they likely are. misogynistic. they've gotten waaaay too comfortable acting like That here

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dillo tip of the day: if ur going down on a xenomorph, ask if they're a squirter first!