James Cooray Smith: The Telegraph is so determined to threaten me with a good time.

The Telegraph is so determined to threaten me with a good time.

People I don’t know stop replying to me with your bad takes on the current state of the Labour Party challenge.

The whole "Labour are much more socialist than they're making out!" thing is good news to practically everyone I know

Also, that should be 'rein'. A once great and very Tory newspaper where they no longer know how to spell or anything about horses.

I wish I'd never mentioned this now, but it just annoyed me so much.

I know what you mean.

Same energy bsky.app/profile/numb...

Fox News literally this.

I live in London, we already have universal free lunch and snack in schools. :)

Yeah and the Republicans in the US consider it a pinnacle of evil. Tells you everything you need to know about these Ingsoc wannabes.

Here in the land of the free and the home of the Whopper schools will stop feeding kids if their parents can’t (or won’t) pay. Which is, in a way, educational

innit

It’s that snack that broke the camel’s back.

WHY A LABOUR VICTORY IS BAD NEWS FOR KEIR STARMER by TOM HARRIS

Stop, I might be tempted to vote Labour

Does 'redistribution of wealth' even work as an attack line, now? It doesn't even work as a dogwhistle. Isn't the whole point that there isn't any fucking money? Does anyone, at all, think the 'wealth' is distributed sensibly right now?

'Oh no, they're coming for my wealth' is not really what scares people, is it?

'Vote for Starmer, and Prince William will be forced to marry Arthur Scargill, who will therefore become King'.

A March 2024 poll suggested over 1 in 3 people would prefer to pay more tax if it resulted in more spending on public services. www.ipsos.com/en-uk/public...

Public split on prioritising tax cuts versus more money for public serviceswww.ipsos.com New polling from Ipsos ahead of the 2024 Budget explores public attitudes to tax cuts and spending on public services

impressed that "free reign(sic)" has crossed the pond

These cunts always making Labour sound way cooler than they are. Jeez.

the idea that Keir Starmer will lead some kind of socialist revolution is actually hilarious? Couldn't think of a more both sidesy, on the fence, dictionary definition of a centrist politician

As a matter of course now, every Telegraph opinion piece has a subconscious “WOO…BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!” for the reader to add on at the end.

I’m going to the pub for a music election special

We are going to an off grid island, where we will enjoy the company of 80,000 Puffins and their Pufflings, followed by an open mic night at our local pub.

Brilliant. Have a great time.

Given the actors I suspect it'll be more like Cameron II: Cameron Harder, but there's always the chance that Starmer secretly wants to build up state capacity.

You're missing their commonplace lack of understanding of the phrase 'free rein'.

I didn’t miss it, I just thought I’d not mention it, and someone else would.

Jimmy Hill made a similar claim.

Him and Tutankhamen?

Tutankhamuuuuuuuuuuuun, yes.

When did you guys get a labour party? Good for you

Oh no!

Think the exact point of no return was when the government decided to leave the EU.

I read that as "something something Brownies" and thought Labour was handing out cake as a manifesto promise.

Ffs if this is what they are like now, they are going to have a proper meltdown when they are in opposition for ten years 👏 hopefully they shut the paper down instead.

Honestly, if we get all this I can die a happy man.

Stop saying you're about to die. It's faintly upsetting. I mean, fairly.

If only!

Keir Starmer, that notorious trot.

Labour have said that they won’t raise taxes but what about… taxing *your taxes*?????

When the actual labour party has done a full purge of leftists & is approved of by business

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