Joey P

@joeypeters.bsky.social

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He or they type pronouns. Writer, cartoonist, beauty contest champion, I'm a nice boy. I would never be rude or do a mean thing.

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It's horrible the way Dracula is eating all those people, but you gotta vote for him because Worse Dracula will eat those people worse, but don't you dare say Dracula, who you should vote for, is my guy

If you're drunk in line keep drinking

good news, everyone

This is who they need to dump Biden for

We need to bring this guy back and put him in charge of something. Anything

waht greek letters haven't they used yet

they keep inventing new guys

I am enjoying watching liberals cry and whine and ineptly try to defend Biden. You made your bed, enjoy it fellas

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Remember, this is America, the world's greatest democracy. If you're mad at John Roberts, don't protest at his house, focus on defeating him the next time he's up for reelection.

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. will hold an alternate debate Thursday night after failing to qualify for CNN’s. Kennedy will answer the same questions as President Biden and former president Donald Trump in real time.

Live updates: Trump, Biden arrive in Atlanta in first 2024 presidential debatewww.washingtonpost.com Donald Trump and President Biden are set to take the debate stage at 9 p.m. Thursday for the first time in 2024.

RFK Jr. Mutes TV To Share Own Answer To Debate Moderator’s Questionwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

Finally we've invented Hard Time from the classic Deep Space 9 episode Don't Create Hard Time

oh my god now there's a "future of prison" startup that says it will use AI and brain implants to plant fake memories into the brains of criminals, "rehabilitating" them in minutes instead of years and I am going to spend the rest of the day screaming now sciencetimes.com/articles/509...

Cognify: Revolutionary Prison Concept Uses AI and Brain Implants to Fast-Track Criminal Rehabilitationsciencetimes.com Discover how AI and brain implants are transforming rehabilitation. Read more on Cognify's innovative prison concept now!

coup related incident

Notice how the exonerative tense typically applied to domestic police violence stories directly translates to a televised (and presumably right-wing) military coup in a foreign country. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/26/w...

By ten years after this half of the Sluggos were actually FBI informants informing on all the other informants

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 20,1947

Wait, the guy who turned himself into a mummified lesbian with his son's blood is only five years older than me? Jesus Christ

anyone know how to buy crack online

Where's Trip?

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All Cops Are Patrick Rose

Exclusive: A Post investigation has found that over the past two decades, hundreds of law enforcement officers have sexually abused children while officials at every level of the criminal justice system have failed to protect kids, punish abusers and prevent additional crimes. wapo.st/3VEtNBo

Abused by the badgewapo.st Hundreds of police officers in the United States have sexually abused children, a Post investigation found. In many cases, the officers have avoided prison time.

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things going well over at Twitter dot com!

Neptune has crashed our ships one too many times

Saw a D-day post where they clearly used AI because the troops are heading into the Atlantic.

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TNG, probably DS9 too but not certain and previously Futurama, although they sniped me by making new episodes

What TV series have you watched all the way through more than three times?

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Trump Executedwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

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BREAKING: Former president Donald Trump has died in a hail of bullets after lunging for a court security officer’s gun

i'm goning to get some tequila

i can't believe the pope is homophobic

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"The accumulated filth of all their reboots and exploitation and lowest common denominator marketing and sequels will foam up about their waists and all the studio executives and talent-less hacks will look up and shout 'GARFIELD, SAVE US!'.. and I'll look down and whisper 'No.'”

Furiosa and Garfield fail to save US box office from worst Memorial Day since 1995

Furiosa and Garfield fail to save US box office from worst Memorial Day since 1995www.theguardian.com US box office revenue is down 36% on last year’s Memorial Day weekend, as the two leading films take only around $30m each

tag yourself i'm human scum that's working hard to destroy our once great country

I gotta say, it's a little funny that he *includes* the human scum in his happy memorial day message

Reread Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy over the last couple months and it holds up really well.

yes, let matalas shit up the MCU, anything to get him out of Star Trek

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Joe Rogan: So you're saying he's still alive RFK: He is. Google it. Joe Rogan: Jamie, can you look that up Jamie: Says he graduated in 1993 Joe Rogan: So he couldn't have been killed in 1963. JFK is confirmed alive. Did you go to his graduation party? RFK: I wasn't invited

I didn’t know half this stuff

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Don’t threaten me with a good time

Kill Your Boyfriend (1995)

this is the future the left wants