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I used to be a tech enthusiast. I am becoming a tech dethusiast. I don’t want any more tech to buy. I don’t want smart appliances. I don’t want smart pants. I don’t want smart dumbbells. I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
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I work in tech and every day the "I keep a gun next to my printer so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize" tweet becomes realer
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I just want the things I use to work from one day to the next
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They gotta make a version of that meme but for unnecessary touch screens
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maybe it'll be a mox and niedermeyer collab
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Like every other week there’s a new exploit that I have to chase down and quash or else our company could maybe just stop existing, and all my coworkers wonder why I’m constantly on edge. There’s no way in hell I’m inviting more of that stress into my life so I can tell Alexa to turn on a light.
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I changed my brother's living room light scheme over Zoom once by yelling at it really loudly.
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I have coworkers who are in their fifties and did not know that saying and honestly the lack of severe distrust of The Computer really informs their design work
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a mechanic friend of mine who works at a dealers mechanic shop had to total a brand new pick up (i forget whether or not it was an EV) because the computer for the radio shat the bed 2k miles in, which iirc led to a domino effect of every other computer part being compromised
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there was the case of a certain model of Mazdas becoming bricked after they drove past a certain NPR station
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I had a foam rubber hammer next to my work computer until someone stole it. Really miss it
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Early in my career, we used rubber chickens for the same purpose. What’s scary is that sometimes a good chicken smack would make something start working again.
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Pro tip: bring a broken printer to a rage room and let your inner Office Space free It’s cathartic as hell *and* you can keep the bent metal roller to shake at any future printers so they fall in line
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I work in the video games industry and tbh every day I feel *less* confident we really understand how computers work. I for one am preparing for life under our inevitable robot overlords.
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Guns are too high-tech. I have an axe instead.
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If I ever bought a gun, it would exclusively be for my printer
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Trying to print a semester project for a psychology class that I had to do a major rewrite on and it would not print anywhere. I beat my printer, yelling "PRINT YOU MOTHERFU@KER PRINT! I WILL THROUGH OUT THE WINDOW!" I did bruise my hand, it did print. I was on the 12th floor. It IS REAL.
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I came here to post that meme.
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The only decent printer was the HP Laserjet 4. Everything after that was a mistake.
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The Brother line is still good though. Although I may have cursed that by mentioning it.
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That XZ hack hitting close to home, huh?
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I heard they want to start shoving gen-AI into appliances like fridges, washers, and dryers, and I'm, like, so much over it already.
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Agree to all of this, and would especially add cars.
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YES I’m still driving my 1992 Toyota Paseo. Give me that, but without the ICE and I’m good for the rest of my life.
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I’ve got a 2014 civic. Never really feel a desire to change anything about the experience.
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2015 Golf. We put a CarPlay head unit in there and it's...fine. I could have done without it.
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1996 Chevy Camaro Z28. 475K miles. Take care of quality stuff, and it lasts.
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Sold my ‘85 Camaro at 377k miles. Chevies can last.
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I miss my mom’s ‘84 Z28… 🥺
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Yeah I have a 2012 Prius and plan to keep it probably another 10 years if I can.
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Our 2007 Infiniti M35 (which we bought used) is now standing at 225K miles and purring like a kitten. It's only shortcoming is requiring premium gas and getting 20 mpg. But honestly, newer cars are actually MORE reliable, IME, as long as you maintain them properly.
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Had to replace my 2007 Sentra at the end of last year. New car is real spaceship-y.
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2015 civic and yeah pretty great.
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I drove a chevy Spark for the last 12 years. I was pretty happy to shitcan that car for something a little more comfortable
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Ours is a Civic 2007, and apart from an inconvenient habit of occasionally leaking through the passenger side floor during periods of heavy rain, it's still going strong
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2016 Corolla and especially now that I’m not putting ABSURD miles on it with my old commute when I feel like getting fancy I take it to get detailed
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I’m in a 2012 Prius c while Mrs is in a 2008 Prius.
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I love our 2014 Prius C. We had to trade in our 2013 Crosstrek last year and got a hybrid Corolla Cross, but I still prefer the Prius for most things.
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We just last week sold our 77 mercedes diesel (that we bought for $300 in 2011) and I am so sad. But also we don’t want the kids driving without airbags so…
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Those old Mercedes are tanks. And yeah, I get it.
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Yeah, they are great cars! But…teenagers don’t need tanks, they need a reliable toyota or mazda or honda with plenty of safety features and probably an automatic transmission
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Oh, for sure! I just look back on the 1980-something Merc that I partly learned to drive in with nostalgia that has nothing to do with kids learning to drive today.
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i could also stand for something with side-leg airbags, after the ones in my wrx saved me from traction when it was t-boned last year only reason i even have any desire to upgrade our prius again really, with how large the other vehicles are and how bad drivers have gotten since 2020