storm-song crow-beast 🕯

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⤵️: add 👻👻 to your mana pool

🧙‍♀️ birb witch/witch birb 🐦‍⬛
✨ gender? no thank you, sir, fish make love in it (he/him or she/her are fine)
🧠 neuroing divergently

😭 it's all just complaining

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That PopeHat guy has always sucked.

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alexis simpson

Down where? You mean like this guy?

i will not say this twice: you have 24 hours to unfollow every bouba.

Now I know how the werewolves in Underworld felt when they saw Scott Speedman.

*testing the waters by delicately dipping my balls in*

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Chris 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (she/her)

This one lives free in my head. (I don't know if the author is on here.)

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storm-song crow-beast 🕯

The ledollarbean one looks so cool but I don't meet the requirements.

This I would absolutely wear if it were like 300% more vibrantly-colored. Fuck out of here with those pastels.

Hot Topic is like 'you need a new belt, right?'

Well, I don't.

Not exactly the prompt, but in several languages the word for 'cat' comes from pspsps.

quote this post with a fun word you know that other people might not know. can be in any language

Me watching SCAVENGERS REIGN.

Alt text will fold your laundry.

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Ouaquaga on Chenango

For Pride month, I should shave my facial hair into the gayest of all facial hairs.

And that was an orc fact.

ORC FACTS sometimes orc have feelings. and that ok

I'm tired, y'all.

pride discourse: you are being hunted for sport. what are you wearing

More like SIPPIN' LACKBERRY because you can barely taste the berry. At least the can has a dope purple bear on.

ಠ_ಠ u dare?

me opening a tub of noosa® finest yoghurt

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SwiftOnSecurity

Thanks, Wiki!

What are some numbers in your field that anyone else in it would identify without even thinking about it, but folk outside may have no idea. Just the numbers, no explanations. Yet. 105 148 210 297 420 594 841 1189

Did these two write this?

learning a lot today

I didn't read that right the first…oh, three or four times?

Apparently these are real and I am beyond desolate that I shan't ever have one.

bsky this morning

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Uncut Femmes

I keep getting IG ads for this skirt, which is pretty cute but looks like it's glitching.

I never get to use this.

Whenever something is “riddled with” anything it’s never anything good. Never a cookie riddled with chocolate chips

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Moose Allain