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Daniel Schultz

@dandadad.bsky.social

Crank theologian fka pastordan
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When the France election results are good
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Related point: much like France, in the U.S. the hard right is relatively small — if everyone else hangs together.
There is particular power in such an ideologically diverse coalition rejecting the French right because fascists should be reminded often that they’re repugnant to a broad swath of society, not just getting outmaneuvered by the wily left
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I think...I think he was just looking for an excuse to call you a piece of poop?
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The more I think about this, the better it seems: - High name recognition - Known political track record - From a swing state - Puts KC and Nashville in play - Brings home the millennial vote - An actual billionaire
Ms. Taylor Swift will be 35 by inauguration day 2025 I am just saying.
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- Can deal effectively with asshole men - Followers known to create earthquakes, bringing a much-needed shake-up to American military policy - Would probably appoint Beyoncé as Ambassador to the United Nations - Save a ton on Inauguration concerts
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- Would make Brittany Spears the 51st state
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First First Dude, First First Dude to also serve as VP, first VP to serve as Sec'y of Beard Maintenance...There's a lot to like there.
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Despite the debate performance, Biden continues to gain ground in swing states as we get closer to the election, which is exactly what you’d expect to happen
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As it freaking should be from a physician respecting the privacy of his patient.
As President Biden faces questions about his acuity, one voice has been notably absent: Kevin O’Connor, the president’s official physician, who along with a White House medical unit is the only official safeguard for an acting president’s cognitive health.
Is Biden fit for duty? The answer depends on little-known White House doctorwapo.st Kevin O’Connor, President Biden’s personal doctor, faces new scrutiny as he has resisted giving the president a cognitive exam.
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I don't exactly know what's going on in S2E1 of The Bear, but I do know it sounds like they stole the soundtrack from side 2 of Bowie's "Low."
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If I ever made it through one sermon without doing this, I would be the friggin' Holy Ghost.
what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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I can't help it. Unlike inflation, my sense of humor is Sauron.
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by no means prevent all communications
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So if you're killed while seeking to return a ring to the volcano from which it was formed, does that mean you die in quest state?
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I want to go to Lewes again sometime.
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"Tell the United Nations that I will turn away the death ray when I have been paid...one million dollars." [Staff confer]
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Ms. Taylor Swift will be 35 by inauguration day 2025 I am just saying.
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Golden, etc. calling for Biden to step aside reminds me of a joke from the old Fafblog, "Of course we sell our friends out! We can't get any money for our enemies!" That is, there's no market in a Dem politician calling on a Republican not to run. 1/2
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The money (or power) is and always has been in selling out the little guy, or their representative. 2/2
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Adding, dammit, I still miss the Fafblog. Where are those idiots when we need them?
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In theory no, I think: the absolute immunity is only for official acts related to the president's core powers, which elections are not. Good luck shutting the barn door after that horse has left, though.
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This is clearly a guitar-shaped button accordion.
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The most radical thing God ever did was to provide a tomorrow, because a tomorrow allows the possibility of establishing accountability for the things done yesterday.
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