dan mentos

@danmentos.com

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it’s too late I’ve ruined it

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boss left his screen unlocked again

congratulations @mobute.bsky.social

yeah that did it

@meganamram.bsky.social

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Good Boy

for all its faults, google sometimes gets it right

killin' it

step it up, phish

holy shit

@buckyisotope.bsky.social congrats to you and your wife

*wakes up from an appendectomy with six extra fingers*

when your local weather reporter reads too much Cormac McCarthy

finally some good news about global warming

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Ray

@buckyisotope.bsky.social hey bucky they made a book about your tweets/posts/bleets/whatever they’re called on here

can check

The solution? Superfrog

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brent

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Assignment Understander

stand aside, plebeian

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Victim of the algorithm

I left it like this in case the next person is giving knitting needles

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Victim of the algorithm

skill issue 😏

WAKE UP (WAKE UP) GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP

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vineyille

👀

I should call her

my boss left his computer unlocked

slim pickins at the pumpkin patch

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Victim of the algorithm