No Particular Dave: They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.

They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.

Roger Ebert: "I don't know about you, Gene, but I recommend that you walk away from this one."

You can't make an Omelas without breaking a few legs.

This goes into my mental file of jokes that are fucking brilliant but too niche and convoluted to ever explain to anyone.

You know what? This would be fire.

I was just thinking it was a shame the Omelas-posting was so short lived. Glad I was wrong.

Rumor has it @omelas stopped posting at Twitter ten minutes before musk walked in the lobby with that damned sink. I know correlation is not causation but

its cyclical. it will happen again.

Omelas-posting is what we do to keep this site a paradise.

Moi nayme’s tha bee keepah, u lot betta gimme back moy bees

I’m still angry that no villains were dispatched by a swarm of bees at any point during that movie. I mean, it’s right there, ferchrissakes.

Oh well fuck that, then. That's the only reason I would've gone to see it 🚮

"Got to break some 'eads to make an Omelas, innit"

Tagline: "NOBODY walks away from ME!" (Starring Tom Cruise as Omelas).

Oldboy showed us the way.

“Allegorize this!”

In the finale, as he lies broken at his darkest moment, those who walked away from Omelas return

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Ooo oooo now do Brigadoon

God damn it

Directed by Paul Verhoeven

I’ll allow it

I got to “they tried to forget about him” and my brain went “DRE”

Oh my god.

"You can't make an Omelas without breaking kids."

I think I'm gonna cry

Statham should play Hiro Portagonist if a Snow Crash movie is ever made. The entire time I read that book, I imagined Statham with a mohawk.

This is the only good Omelas rewrite.

Go Jason Statham!

I am pretty sure I would be in line for this opening weekend.

I thought you were talking about Witold Pilecki (i forgot how to write his name)

I'm listening. Please, continue.

Yes but even better recast with Angry Adam Sandler

Jason Statham movies are just onscreen ass queefs

Awesome, explosive, toxically masculine ass queefs, thank you very much.

I do believe you have won a portion of the internet today.

This is definitely the film that will be made once the story hits the public domain

I thought you’re writing about Julian Assange for a second there…

Calling it now, in the hope the whole thing is a bad anagram joke: It will include a scene with Jason Statham disguised as a bellydancer decapitating everyone around him.

…I’d watch that movie.

That guy has no luck

Oh my god. I would unironically watch this.

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He's the one who walked away...

Ooohh man I’ve been waiting for this.

LOL

I haven't the faintest idea of what you are talking about... 😔

*cackles darkly*

Yes, please.

Oh damn, this is art. I’m genuinely stricken with awe and envy.

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