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Rah

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Wishes she was better but alas she's not
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I’m trying to be even more awkwa… *falls down and breaks glasses*
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I guess the Supreme Court can be bought out
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I will stop mid argument to take a bite of my cheeseburger and fries.
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Say something, I'm giving up on you
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When presented with both a self checkout and a cashier lane simaltaneously, I never know which to use. Does the cashier want me to choose their lane to validate the job or are they thinking “bro just use the self checkout and leave me alone”. I struggle with this.
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America is a circus run by clowns
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"Your mom" jokes have been done by just about everyone. Kinda like your mom
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if we can’t occupy each other in real life without phones in hand we’re not going to work out
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I’d like to think that when Jesus signed his name, he’d dot the i in Christ with a little heart
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If being friendly is flirting then I’m a slut.
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When they tell me to relax
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I love how dogs think we're gods, and cats think we're clumsy, deaf, naked babies.
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If I give you my phone
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He said we should draw straws to pick a winner but I thought that sounded just about the dullest way possible to break the tie in our game of Pictionary.
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Rock, paper, hawk tuah
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Water hose squirted me in the face and soaked my beard. Anyway, thought of you
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Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.
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On your marks. Get set. Disappoint!!!
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I'm an introvert but will happily talk about dogs
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Left boob: exercises daily, drinks sparkling water, straight A student, overachiever. Right boob: introvert, lazy, crochets for fun.
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Why does this place keep logging you out ?
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Had a salad for supper last night that gave me a terrible stomach ache, so I guess from here on out it’s all pizza, all the time.
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*fondly recalling the days when I didn't need to stop for a breather before putting on the second sock*