Defector: Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...

Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: defector.com/cybertruck-d...

Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Work | Defectordefector.com Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is onl...

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i am consistently mistaking the word cybertruck for cyberfuck. i cannot believe i am the only one

From the brilliant mid behind the bame of spacex, electric car model names s,3,x and y, i believe it

*that was supposed to say mind but I'm not changing it

It totally works. Roll with it.

Some might even say an historic mid

Oh wow I never noticed the model names before so incredibly lame

It's absolutely intentional, they arranged them like that at like, new model reveals and stuff

Yeah it's very much Elons brand of I'm 14 and this is deep/funny/edgy

I saw someone call it a cyberyuck and that’s what I call it now

I keep hearing CYBERCUCK come up

Hey, that's my line!

I can confirm that these are different things.

The problems from its inception would make it more a clusterfuck.

One is definitely more enjoyable than the other

Well. Not the absolute all-time best, Darth.

How about this one

Beat me to it.

Phony Stark, everybody

THIS is fabulous

They're kinda cute. Would they be down to bear my children and give them names composed of letters?

saw one of these last week. Already a rust bucket xD

Yeah saw one on the highway in CO. It was brown.

Haven’t seen one irl but every video About it is just “I spent one hundred thousand dollars on this, thing, here’s how it almost killed my entire family”

They are far uglier in person than I would have thought

I just find it amusing the styling of that pile of shit looks like it was done by a 6 year-old who can't draw a car or truck.

100% real photo of Musk designing the cybertruck

It looks like a Chevy Avalanche fucked a DeLorean. Incel Camino.

My favorite name I’ve seen for it is “Sport Futility Vehicle.”

It looks like a 3d asset from back when game engines couldn't handle more than a handful of polygons.

they turned lara croft's boobs into a truck

Can't help but feel like it's a bad rip off of good art.

Heh. Last year I purchased at auction the Syd Mead United States Steel "Getting About in 1990" portfolio artwork.

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I am Incredibly envious ngl

car that cannot be halted is halted for not halting properly

headlines like this are why independent journalism is so necessary

In economic terms I would say that “negative externalities regarding the construction and performance of the Tesla Cybertruck have resulted in a halt in distribution”. In real terms “Poop Car Made by World’s Biggest Idiot too Shitty to Drive.”

And how do you say Rocket Boy walked off with a billion dollars in non-refundable deposits on these rust buckets in the process of failing upwards" in economic terms?

“Despite service interruptions, Tesla still retained preliminary capital from initial down payments on the Cybertruck.” As succinct as Rocket Boy is, I would’ve gone with “Strung Out Racist with Chernobyl Levels of Divorced Crank Radiation”

Are you actually Hunter S. Thompson, back to save us all?

I’m not even qualified to clean his ashtray

Who could've foreseen this!?

Stevie Wonder could see this coming.

I'm telling my grandkids this is a Tesla.

But that was a safer vehicle.

Also much better looking

GM electrified one in 1966. It held up: m.youtube.com/watch?v=YXxg...

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That and the design is so ugly even C-list sci-fi movie producers don't want it on the set.

What really bothers me is they definitely put this shit on the road knowing it wouldn’t work and endangering people

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