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hold wife gently like hamburger
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I would pay money to be a fly on the wall at the therapy session where miyazaki is asked about his relationship with poison swamps
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Writing the intro to the Backerkit page and some of you might find it uh...relevant.
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Worth reading the first line of the screenshot and realizing that the very existence of trans people is considered "pornography" by the Project 2025 gremlins.
I'mma say this for all the people in the back. Don't vote for a person. Vote for your rights, for the rights of others. On page 5 of Project 2025's 180-day plan they openly call for outlawing porn, recommending imprisoning anyone who creates it. Are you an NSFW artist, or like the art? THIS IS YOU.
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I think one of the biggest distinctions between left- and right-wing conspiracy theories is that the right is like “everything shadow orgs do is a total secret and that’s how you know it’s working” and the left is more “we think they’re doing this because they keep saying so in major media.”
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it blows me away that saying “housing is a right” is an extreme position. “people should be fed.” also, given pride month: “trans people have a right to thrive” the centrist POV on all of these issues is “well be reasonable! not everyone deserves a place to stay” which is wild to me
A basic article of faith among so many centrists is that there is something inherently virtuous about centrism and something inherently bad about “extremism”, regardless of the content of those positions, and that should be challenged at every goddamn turn
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“Do you know what foraging is called when an army does it? It’s called pillaging. Surely your Gloriousness realizes why we don’t want that while the army is inside our own borders? Surely?”
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The Art Of Fuck I Can’t Believe I Have To Explain This To Another Goddamn Imperial Nepobaby But Maybe If I Use Small Words We Won’t All Die
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Driving is a privilege that’s treated like a right because we’ve made it impossible to live without a car in many places and where we haven’t we still give leeway to drivers over everyone else
Two a**holes standing next to me are bragging about running red lights and not paying tickets because are not DC residents and park in garages downtown. One says he has over $10k in tickets, Maybe we need to start having cops pulling over MD plates with excess unpaid tickets and seizing their cars
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Peacock spider 🕷
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Current google search history of that Fulton County judge: "georgia civil contempt" "georgia civil contempt vs criminal contempt" "sex party communications" "ex parte communications" "absolute immunity judges" "best vacation spots in June" "best vacation spots in June not Georgia"
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Fine. We put out a press release. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Experts respond to concerns over the relative risks of electric boats and shark encounters A joint statement from DSC and BB:SEA. www.southernfriedscience.com/for-immediat...
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…did you seriously just #NotAllEnglish on a post about the IRISH POTATO FAMINE?
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Wishing a happy Pride month to all in the LGBTQW+ community.
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The world needs more space metal.
Yeah, okay, this is thrashin'. The lyrics are less "This would look sweet on the side of a van" and more "I read too much Metal Hurlant while I was high" space metal, but it's still good stuff: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasj...
Mechina - The Grand Huntwww.youtube.com From our upcoming album Cenotaph. January 1st, 12pm CST-Lyric video made by Unexysted-Art by Ricky Lewis, Joe Tiberi and Yvan from Disturbing Grace Design.H...
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this really made me laugh
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Playing a game I grabbed on sale a while ago, and...wait, what? @tkingfisher.bsky.social sighted in the Wild...ermyth? Now I'm even more interested in this one.
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sorry, i've been looking at this image multiple times now and can't get this out of my head, so: here's sickos spider-man
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WHAT YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSE SHIRT SAYS ABOUT YOU IN 2024: Gryffindor: Bigot with Main Character Syndrome Ravenclaw: Bigot with no excuse for this because they are Too Online Hufflepuff: Bigoted stoner Slytherin: Bigot who has adopted misanthropy as a personality
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Some full frontal newtity.
Some recent stuff from around the newt room
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One of the toughest problems Microsoft has to solve is that Windows has to serve two very different types of users: business users who don't want this at all, and home users who don't want this at all.
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News report: “The cause of the helicopter crash has not been determined.” *orcas high-five each other*
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Me as a kid: No way the Roman senate would let a horse in there. Me, 2018: I completely understand the Incitatus thing. It's about the slow but significant loss of norms, the gradual descent into destabilization. Me, now: Oh please God, I hope the US Senate lets a horse in there
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The scariest thing is that there is no agreement on who would speak for mankind or any type of process to coordinate communication on behalf of mankind. Because they would for sure be smarter than us, and I feel like whichever a**h** is the U.S. president will get us all killed.
people put all their prejudices on aliens poor things. we're already making movies about war and killing them
The missing plan for alien first contactwww.bbc.com Humans are still searching for signs of intelligent alien life on other planets – but how would we react towards it if we ever did make contact?
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Every article about Red Lobster filing for bankruptcy is "ha ha endless shrimp, what did they think would happen" and then buried ten paragraphs down is the usual:
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putting a dead spider on the corner of my mouth before bed every night as a warning to the others
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This is the most terrifying account on Bluesky.
May 17, 1980.