Derrick Hoyle 🍟

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Derrick Hoyle 🍟

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In-n-Out fries stan account. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.
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I'm going on another vacation but I'm not looking forward to it. Maybe that's the recipe for being pleasantly surprised. Or maybe this is going to suck. Stay tuned to find out.
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It's been one long slog through increasingly deeper shit since Bowie kicked the bucket.
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it's fucked up that in the united states there are so many jobs that require tips to make a living wage. like baristas and supreme court justices
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It really sucks having blue MAGA in my family
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Blue MAGA is having a real one today
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I've given up on the Democrats but why would you agree to even debate a felon in the first place? By agreeing they normalized a completely fucked up scenario. Instead of turning down 45 and wondering if Biden would have bobbled the mic we now have erased any doubt with video clips for all eternity.
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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I've seen it twice now. There are Priuses driving around spewing out smog.
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Taking my boy cat to the vet first thing tomorrow. Not sure why he's not eating and just laying around. He's my fat boy and now he's getting skinny which is freaking me out.
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Made myself feel better by looking at my posts from a year ago. I was in a really bad place mentally because of my old job. It makes me feel better seeing how I am somewhere now where I feel appreciated. I can handle hard work, but it sucks when it never lets up. I feel supported here.
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For the first time since I got this job, I'm feeling sad only because I have to work 16 hours on my birthday. I know I will get through it but it's just one of those things. I had to work my ass off on my last birthday too. Next year I'm taking my birthday off.
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Excited for Blind Pilot tonight. I saw them long ago at the El Rey and it was such a great experience. I can't wait to hear their new music.
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I would love to see the Oilers win the next 3 games
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Don't order a churro at Oracle Park. It was moist and limp.
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I worked mapping out an oil seep today and tomorrow I'm working on top of a cliff facing the ocean. You better believe I'm not going to take my job for granted. I freaking love it.
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Blue MAGA acts like we're being childish for refusing to vote for a candidate who is actively participating in genocide. When Biden loses it's because he is a terrible candidate, not because the left is somehow to blame. The age of taking voters & their morals for granted is over.
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Would be interested to know to what extent this reflects Facebook dying / becoming unuseable. For quite some time it was funneling millions of clicks to the right-wing media universe and now it's (???? seriously what is it even for anymore)
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Gonna be a lot of dunking on this today, so as someone who wrote his dissertation on secession movements, let me point out: 1. This is not a majoritarian mvmt. Like 1861 secession in TX, it's a minority coup 2. It looks majoritarian bc of gerrymandering and disfranchisement (1/2)
Texas Secessionsts win GOP backing for independence vote: 'Major step'www.newsweek.com The state GOP has backed a referendum on leaving the American Union in its 2024 legislative platform.
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Also it’s pride month and the worst people in America are fuming over it. 🌈🏳️‍⚧️💃🏼😀
Everything is bad but also in the past seven days: ✅ Donald Trump became a convicted felon ✅ Steve Bannon had his bail revoked and must go to jail ✅Alex Jones was forced to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families. We’re on a little bit of a heater so let’s enjoy it for once.
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Totally jealous of Mexico and who their next president is going to be. It's inspiring that they are making themselves heard. I hope one day we can get something like that.