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In-n-Out fries stan account. We're all Devo. Union member. He/him.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 8 days
You meant to say 2nd best song ever made.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 8 days
Well tomorrow it's back to home and responsibility. It was a better trip than expected. I enjoyed not thinking about all the shit I normally think about. I also enjoyed being with my family even though they often get out of control.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 8 days
I definitely got the Most Dangerous Game connotation
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 9 days
I think we can officially retire the heartbreaking meme now
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 9 days
Celine Dion Titanic song
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you're in hell. the second worst song ever made, on loop forever, is your punishment. what song is it?
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
I'm going on another vacation but I'm not looking forward to it. Maybe that's the recipe for being pleasantly surprised. Or maybe this is going to suck. Stay tuned to find out.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
It's been one long slog through increasingly deeper shit since Bowie kicked the bucket.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
Seriously there's a tricorn hat wearing boomer up the hill from me that took millions and didn't pay shit back. Fucker just won a lawsuit too. This country sucks shit.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
Is This It?
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
Han shot first lol
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 16 days
It really is. Hot take but I think it's their best.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 17 days
youtu.be/2KSpDNlsVF4?...
The Strokes - Why Are Sundays So Depressing (Official Audio)youtu.be ”Why Are Sundays So Depressing” by The Strokes from the album "The New Abnormal"Listen to The Strokes: https://thestrokes.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to The Str...
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18 days
Condolences. I fucking hate that piece of shit.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18 days
I always get Northern California. They should add a question with hella so they can separate the southern Californians.
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 18 days
it's fucked up that in the united states there are so many jobs that require tips to make a living wage. like baristas and supreme court justices
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18 days
I'm smelling burnt toast help
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 18 days
It really sucks having blue MAGA in my family
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 19 days
Blue MAGA is having a real one today
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 20 days
I've given up on the Democrats but why would you agree to even debate a felon in the first place? By agreeing they normalized a completely fucked up scenario. Instead of turning down 45 and wondering if Biden would have bobbled the mic we now have erased any doubt with video clips for all eternity.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20 days
Our Front Page:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20 days
"All we gotta do is find Mr. Tapper’s office and steal the answer key."
Trump Boys Break Into CNN Office Attempting To Steal Debate Answerswww.theonion.com ATLANTA—Checking in at the building’s visitor desk under the singular name “Janitor,” the Trump boys reportedly broke into an office at CNN headquarters Thursday, attempting to steal the debate answer...
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 20 days
Cocksucker Blues Little T&A Tumbling Dice 2000 Man
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FK @funkelly.bsky.social · 22 days
can we just get healthcare please
Avatar Shoshana 🏳️‍⚧️ @shoshana.bsky.social · 22 days
Do you want a Terminator? Because this is how we get Terminators!
Faces made of living skin make robots smilewww.bbc.com Scientists find a way to attach living skin to robot faces for more realistic smiles and expressions.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 22 days
Why am I getting a Layne Staley vibe from that one this makes zero sense
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 22 days
Custard Pie Led Zeppelin The Trader Beach Boys Instant Karma! John Lennon Telegram Sam T. Rex
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Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social · 25 days
It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 22 days
Someone screenshot this and went viral on twitter
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23 days
I've seen it twice now. There are Priuses driving around spewing out smog.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23 days
He was dehydrated and is getting better. I'm glad I took him in.
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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social · 23 days
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Queens of the Stone Age - How to Handle a Rope (A Lesson in the Lariat) (Official Audio)youtu.be The debut album from Queens of the Stone Age now restored with its original sequence and artwork by Frank Kozik. Stream / pre-order the new vinyl reissue, out October 21st, here: https://qotsa.ffm.to/qotsa1998 #qotsa