𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ

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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ

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Leaving the guavas of my youth, por las manzanas y peras de mi adultez. 31yo πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡΅πŸ‡· in Maine. He/him/Γ©l.

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PFP: Doodle of a bug being labeled as a slut
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 4 hr
Some people can't seem to grasp the concept of "expect more health issues as you get older and older".
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 8 hr
The future is here. LED boob implants for everyone!
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Vosotros creΓ­ais que el transhumanismo era meteros RAM en el selebro, pero no, nos han adelantado por la derecha. www.chilevision.cl/tiempo-libre...
Β‘IncreΓ­ble! Presentan implante mamario que tiene luz led que se enciende al tactowww.chilevision.cl La ClΓ­nica Lucerna de Suiza presentΓ³ un innovador y extraΓ±o invento.
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High Seas Science @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social Β· 20 hr
People say scientists are serious but marine biologists will spend hours quietly sitting around tables drawing on styrofoam cups and then tying said cups to deep sea submarines Because ocean pressure will squeeze the air from the cups And we are but human & we want tiny cup
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Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social Β· a day
Ok I still dunno how to pin but it's been a hellish year this week so have so have at it and enjoy www.patreon.com/posts/74959374
Rice Truck Thread | Shiv Ramdaswww.patreon.com Get more from Shiv Ramdas on Patreon
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Bear Force One @ajmalakai00.bsky.social Β· 2 days
Soobuwu Toy-owo-ta Chevwolet Joop The Four Howsemen of the Car-pocawypse
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social Β· a day
Fluffy sea pancakes
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πŸ–€HollyπŸ’€ @hollyconrad.bsky.social Β· a day
Crying
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 21 hr
I get the feeling that some Anglo shitlib will WASPlain my Puerto Ricannes to me one of these days on this site.
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jess m. ☁️ @jam-etc.bsky.social · 2 days
okay so currently: a cybersecurity provider called crowdstrike has knocked out massive swathes of business operations all over the world, from airplanes to hospitals to tech to tv stations, forcing computers into a boot cycle. They rolled out an update at night that was faulty
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· a day
I wish bookmarking skeets was possible here.
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Davis @davis.social Β· a day
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πŸŒˆο½”ο½•ο½’ο½‚ο½ ο½†ο½ο½Œο½ƒο½ο½ŽπŸš— @turbofalcon.bsky.social Β· 2 days
WHY DOES A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR HAVE A GODDAMNED INTERNET CONNECTION, FUCK YOU SAMSUNG
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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social Β· 4 days
Catapulting my diseased putrescent corpse through the window of a hedge fund office to prove an important point
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lightningspam @lightningspam.bsky.social Β· 3 days
Whale shark! I forget how fun procreate can be sometimes. #art #digitalart #illustration
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social Β· 4 days
Behold, the u-cumber
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lookathis fucked up cucumber
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πŸ’™πŸ©΅ChloeπŸ©΅πŸ’™ @poshcloset1000.bsky.social Β· 3 days
Ya don’t say..
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Kashana @kashana.bsky.social Β· 3 days
β€œItalian officials are trying to identify a young woman who understood the assignment.”
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Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
Italian officials slam tourist who β€˜mimicked sex acts’ on a statue of Bacchus in Florence | CNNwww.cnn.com Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
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executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social Β· 3 days
they don't want you to know this but if you successfully trick microsoft excel into dividing by zero you unlock root permissions and can freely edit the strong and weak nuclear forces of the universe
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social Β· 3 days
Perfection is achieved not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 3 days
ΒΏPero quiΓ©n rayos tiene tiempo para bloquear a tres mil personas en un dΓ­a?
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Bruce McCorkindale @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social Β· 5 days
New commission: a Muppet version of John Carpenter's THE THING featuring Kermit, Gonzo, Beaker, and a Yip-Yip! Mixed media on 9 X 12" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social Β· 4 days
13yo and I are amusing ourselves at breakfast by looking up β€œraccoon” on google translate and seeing how many languages were like β€œyup, that’s a bear doing its laundry” - German: WaschbΓ€r (washbear) - Danish: vaskebjΓΈrn (wash bear) - Bulgarian: ΠΌΠΈΠ΅Ρ‰Π° ΠΌΠ΅Ρ‡ΠΊΠ° (washing machine bear)
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Mr. Am I Being Detained @gonebabygone.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 4 days
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
Avatar Farts "sʇɹɐℲ" Johnson @fartsjohnson.bsky.social Β· 4 days
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 4 days
Alright, it's now hot even for my Caribbean ass here in Southern Maine. Mid 90s is too much 😫.
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Tikkun Olamunist - Χ™Χ¨ΧžΧœ Χ’Χ¨Χ±Χ‘ @tikkunolamunist.bsky.social Β· 5 days
Aristotle: "Diogenes, you are a dog." Diogenes the Cynic: "Yes, I am a dog. I guard the innocent, lick the hands of the faithful, and bark at the unworthy."
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Henry3000 @henry3000.bsky.social Β· 5 days
Me: The Void: Stop staring.
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𝑷. π’π’Šπ’ƒπ’†π’π’†π’π’”π’Šπ’” πŸŒ•πŸ¦‰πŸƒ @phengarornis.bsky.social Β· 5 days
I hate that the Educalingo app doesn't have a vocabulary index like the website does. That was the whole point of the service for me πŸ˜’.
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social Β· 5 days
Spent most of today feeling like another angry rant has been brewing inside me, but rather than letting it loose, I've decided to commence #AnOwlADay instead! This is a Boreal or Tengmalm's Owl, and it's roughly the same size as a Starling at around 25cm! πŸ“Έ Robbie George/Getty Images
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Gaijin Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social Β· 5 days
Ghanian poster for GHOST DOG: THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI (1999), written/directed by Jim Jarmusch and starring Forest Whitaker, BOTD in 1961