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Saying Trump was convicted “by a jury of his political opponents” is really funny when you remember a juror was dismissed because *her husband* wrote something negative about Trump online.
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That jury was made up of people who have never expressed an opinion about Trump online, which is honestly a type of human being I have trouble imagining.
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There are a people who are just not online at all.
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One of them even subscribed to Trump Social!
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I share your astonishment.
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Literally the supposed silent majority
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As far as I know, he’s also lying about the unanimity thing. They absolutely had to reach a unanimous verdict.
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There’s a rumor going around TrumpLand that the judge told the jury that if 4 decided guilty on some counts, 4 decided guilty on other counts, etc., it counted as unanimous. Yes it’s dumb but it’s what they got
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Yeah, these are folks who will eagerly restructure reality if they have a narrative they need to support.
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I thought Walsh was saving this for a case where his hard drive is entered as evidence
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Ah yes there is the cope I’ve been craving
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Man this is the one time I miss Twitter
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Honestly it’s kind of shocking that Twitter is completely devoid of funny jokes right now. It’s just fascists whining. Really drives home how lefties have largely abandoned the site.
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you know what? we're doing pretty well over here, I'm proud of us
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Yeah, this has been an absolute blast. Also, the sentencing hearing is scheduled for my birthday so it’s gonna be a good time. 🤣
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This site has the juice, baby.
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In fact, my Mastodon feed is pretty hilarious right now too. Good work everyone
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Nazis wanted an echo chamber and they got it
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And then they complain that they have nobody to harass
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I'd expect the prioritization of the paid blue checks doesn't help either. Why waste your jokes if people need to wade through a dozen crypto scams and racist screeds to read ghem?
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and the fcking crylaugh clown emojis everywhere
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Yeah I had a Pavlovian response like “ooh twitter will be fun tonight” and just…..no
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hoping for some fire tweets from Stormy at least
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But if you're a supreme court justice your spouse can just express any political thoughts they want.
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Lol. So the trumpers are still going with that “it wasn’t even unanimous” lie? How long until we get to “they were all secretly FBI plants”?
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God I fucking hate Matt Walsh
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All decent people hate Matt Walsh.
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All decent people hate the pedophile, Matt Walsh.
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His mistake was not putting it on a flag
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I could be wrong, but I’m pretty certain no-one on the jury was running for president this year.
The ever-expanding circle of vilification: from slandering Biden, the DOJ, Bragg, Merchan, et al to slandering ordinary citizens just for doing their civic duty. Next, ordinary citizens will be vilified just for voting for Biden.
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FUN FACT: The juror that said they got all their news from Truth Social voted guilty on all 34 counts. bsky.app/profile/pale...
Saying Trump was convicted “by a jury of his political opponents” is really funny when you remember a juror was dismissed because *her husband* wrote something negative about Trump online.
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Wait, are you saying spouses and their actions can cause the appearance of partiality? First I've heard of this.
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Oh so now people can be judged for their spouse's actions
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This is the very definition of Charlie Brown had hoes.
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I think they just mean people that live in a blue state when they get this mad.
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Very convenient to forget that the defense has to agree on jury selections…
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Funny that same logic doesn’t work for Ginny and Clarence.
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ah man. I enjoyed forgetting about Matt Walsh.
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They consider anybody without a MAGA tattoo to be a Trump hating liberal
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Meanwhile one ON the jury only gets "news" from Truth Social. Yeah, real dem there. 🤣