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WE NEED WEB RINGS IM ALWAY SAYING THIS
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Some of the "Web 3" evangelists on twitter would talk about how the blockchain would make the future web cool and it would end up sounding like Geocities + webrings, except that you have to pay up for some blockchain thingy first.
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ugh yeah "how do we get people to pay for something thats free" is like their whole thing
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not to mention that every blockchain webring would probably need the equivalent of half a new coal fired power plant
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Remember when NFT bros were getting super pumped about the Metaverse because they were going to do real estate on the internet?
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And did zero research, because Second Life has been selling virtual land for like decades lol
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I'm pretty sure Zuck invested billions into the metaverse because he caught someone playing Second Life at work and they told him it was a prototype so they didn't get fired
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That's the heart of capitalism
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the simple joys of the hamster dance
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i miss when everything looked like shit in fun ways, due to incomprehensible but clearly intentional design choices, instead of due to ads and pop-ups everywhere
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I need to visit 6 portal sites a day, for emotional maintenance
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@nixanadoo.com what’s your web page URL? We are out here craving earlyweb
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😆 excuse me while I go to the corner and turn to dust
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OH MY GOD THIS IS GLORIOUS
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that talking cat gif 😂😂🖤🖤🖤
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It used to have a wav of me going "meow" that went along with it. That's my baby Kay. She was the sweetest cat.
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The work needed to make that happen is *checks notes* under construction. Whatever that means.
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Well its starting to look like shit again. Just. Less fun shit. 😔
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I miss the custom YT backgrounds SO much, like when it took up the whole page and you could have different text colours and shit
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Well, now you can't see the web from all the pop ups, so maybe it still looks like shit underneath?
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Check out SpaceHey. Not that it looks like shit, but people don't use the site for modern features that keep them "engaged". Also, A LOT of geocities ass looking profiles, and I mean that in the best of senses. I barely use it tbh, but I absolutely respect what the admin is making there.
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HTML coded websites, my beloved 🫶🏼