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mainly a spectator
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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"The University of Farmington was even listed on the website of ICE as a school approved by the U.S. government for students. It seemed real to its 600-plus students, a majority of them immigrants from India interested in studying technology and science."
Students at fake university in Michigan created by ICE can sue US, court ruleswww.freep.com An appeals court ruled in favor of students who said they were tricked by ICE into enrolling at a fake university in metro Detroit.
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laughing too hard, making my husband confused
There was a reddit thread where ppl made awful UI interfaces:
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Might get to see my country destroyed twice in one day.
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bro got told he could do anything he wanted with no repercussions and he recommended voting
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Personages with Star, by Joan Miró, 1933, 📸 by @inafassb
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Saint Jude (or Saint Thaddeus), by James Tissot, 1886-94
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my normie facebook friends are now expressing wishes for biden to drop out and i'm just amazed at months and months of "don't criticize biden or the bad orange man wins" has now become "biden's brain doesn't work, that guy needs to go tomorrow" all from the same people
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Threat of severe weather in New England today. Based on how cool it was yesterday and how warm and humid it is now today feels like tornado weather. So remember a Tornado Watch means there’s the possibility of a tornado. A tornado warning means there IS A TORNADO.
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they keep inventing new guys
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basement bathroom window is often open and sometimes my doggue will come sniffing near it when shes outside. if im in there i open it and say hi and she freaks out bc from her perspective i am at the bottom of a hole
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they have a gigachad skulls in the museum
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The project is complete. The feline has expressed her satisfaction.
I gutted an old CRT TV today. It's eventually gonna be a cat bed. 3
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Tom Friedman was my gateway pundit. He was the first pundit I read when I was young that made me realize NYT OpEds are bad and the entire section should be abolished.
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Newspapers a month ago: Biden shouldn’t drop out for his response to Gaza you utter oaf you insane person that would be the most ridiculous thing ever to happen, stop being so crazy. Be SERIOUS Newspapers today: I have been informed that Biden is very old and, well, he’s going to a nice farm
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Latest epic Sotomayor dissent begins “Sleep is a biological necessity,” so bleak even for this court
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Philip K Dick anticipating how AI could improve Moby Dick
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My we do not have a dinosaur sign is prompting a lot of questions answered by my we not have dinosaur sign
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Heck of a job, capitalism!
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Hahaha holy shit good timing, show.
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@goldammer.bsky.social finished the fur on the mask for made and made it wearable! So happy with it, claws will come later 🤩 skull is done by @smogteeth.bsky.social And sleeping doge :P
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great day for the AC to just stop working
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It’s a Holiday and Jamelle Bouie is 50 posts in arguing with a guy who has zero followers about speed cameras, no one can say he doesn’t have the true posters spirit