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Sad evening for the Tory candidates Nigel Incubator-Jones and
Vivian Smith-Smythe-SmithLabour picks up Hagridshire and East Tolkien! Ah, Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, I used to dance under that name. That was you!?! I thought you looked familiar. willowy british ballerina but also a spy Don’t blame me, I voted for Tarquin Fintimlinbinwhimbinlin-bus stop-f’tang f’tang-ole-biscuit barrel Jethro Q. Walrustitty offered a fine platform and yet here we are Still waiting to hear about Kevin Phillips BOONNGGG There'll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. What about the results from Dunny on the Wold? Clean sweep by the standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid party Can I just say that this will be the last time that I appear on television? Can I just say this is the first time I’ve been on television. Clacton-on-Sea with some fresh Very Silly representation damn you sir you age me with your references Arthur Negus held Bristols Not a result, just a bit of gossip I’m honestly surprised nobody in Britain has taken to spelling out the hyphen (and then hyphenating that too) They also lost in the following ridings:
-Stream-by-River
-Dic and Bal
but did pick up Loserton. But huzzah for big winners Portia Balderdash and Scotts McAdoo-Tillingsworth. I feel like I should stand up for my host country & protest about how serious & important their election is
But who am I kidding? This is so much fun. As an American, I simply have to accept all of this as fact. Closely following results from Squatting on the Dum I here Labour made a killing in Badger's Drift. On the other hand, excellent performance by two small frogs, one called Kipper and the other one not. When does Westminster get attacked? Slightly-Silly Party --> Lib Dems Tim Nice-But-Dim is doing just fine though (look at me with my young and hip references). What was the swing? And the swong? I wish I could be an MP for East Tolkien. 😥
I'd address all of my constituents as "Middle-Earthers." Lets not forget Oliver either 
