So deranged seeing UK media posting shit like "thank God vile monster Corbyn is no longer able to twist Labour to his evil whims" and all his supporters are like "my Congolese uncle almost got pneumonia from canvassing for him, then Corbyn personally thanked and credited him for the victory"
I get they love each other, but isn't having the guy who was doing borderline financial crimes internationally in all these meetings at best an optics nightmare?
My four year old nephew was just screaming "the floor is lava!" at us, and my wife was like "how do all kids know about lava?" so she asked him and he said "I know about lava from the floor is lava." Life is just a big circle.
What if we're all wrong about the Democrats and this has just been an ingenious way to get everyone excited for a Kamala presidency (alternatively, what if this is simply hall of fame levels of cope on my part)
My father-in-law is in town and we stopped at our place to get some stuff. My wife turned on the TV and was like "watch whatever you want while I get ready" and he immediately put on the local news.
As we near the end of Pride month I'd just like to reiterate my stance that denying Francisco Goya painted the black paintings is homophobic and bad allyship
It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
I think it's hypocritical that Kendrick Lamar is being praised over and over again for doing something that got me kicked out of the Toronto Raptors subreddit (calling Drake a pedophile)
I used to get loudly pissed off at cars that didn't look when they turned and nearly killed my pedestrian ass, but now I just make eye contact with the nearest stopped driver like I'm Jim from the Office and they are the camera. Nobody likes it.
Republicans trying to win big in November by constantly shifting national attention away from Joe Biden's many flaws and back onto the the fact that Joe Biden really loves his son is brilliant stuff
Been listening to @oldmanweldon.bsky.social's new podcast I Hate Bill Maher and I really appreciate a guy who will absorb tremendous psychological trauma in order to tell me about a guy who sucks so bad
I thought I heard my wife listening to "You Make My Dreams (Come True)" and my first thought was "uh oh, somebody's trying on a series of outfits in rapid succession"
I started a podcast about how much I hate Bill Maher. It's called I Hate Bill Maher. So far, I have not had a single person express surprise to me over the show's premise.
oldmanweldon.com/ihatebillmaher