UPDATE: I’d give myself a solid B. Launching went well (rice flour a great cheat code.) used pizza shop pizza and found it hard to get the dough as thin as I’d like so everything a little…thicc. Still delicious!
Watching Trump’s lawyers, I keep thinking “why does *everyone* who works for him fall into the same trap of performing for an audience of one rather than doing their job!?!”
And then I’m like, oh right:
Someone sent this to me and it’s mostly dumb and amusing but there’s actually a core point here worth emphasizing, which is: if I were in a room with Sydney Sweeney I would do my best not ogle here because it’s rude and boorish to do so!
I love how stupid and paranoid this is. I mean, at some level sure, *nothing* in the world of mass entertainment is *organic* in any elemental sense, but the idea there’s some perfidious conspiracy to make her popular is so brainwormed you gotta love it.
